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Envoy's fame has now far exceeded the boundaries of the closet in which is still being detained.
Everyone talks about it in the world outside. And so to our
was finally granted a license for VIPs.
Today, for example, when I reached my office, I picked up on the waves of a national radio host of the daily sports program conducted by a distinguished colleague who gives ample space to the listeners. That call and say their opinion on current issues related to football. He answers almost always piqued, for some reason.
"Good morning, first of all I congratulate them for transm ...». Intervention sharply: "Yes, yes ... please go ahead ...». Embarrassed chuckle of the listener, almost always hit a devoted admirer in feelings, in short, betrayed, "Eheheh ... Sure ... Here, I am a fan of ...». Then, invariably, you hear the conductor snorting. He hates the fans - and has every right - but what you do not understand is why then chose to do that job ... And if at times there are those who naively asks: "He saw the game last night ...?», he goes there to the wedding. The answer is always this: "Well, if it helps, I had better things to do ...». The devout admirer, however, does not collapse. Much stronger than unconditional love, pretends not to hear, "Well, anyway I wanted to say that ... '. But what if you leave to go to other considerations over the top (as the conductor), is the end. Part of the tirade, or a simple little phrase, however, full of resentment: "Let us not miss anything, eh?".

However, when it was time to connect with the left, the conductor has changed its tune. He seemed touched, could hardly speak. The story has obviously Envoy hit. Ours was a few words, he expressed an opinion on the events of the season and in particular the crisis of a great team. The conduit has closed
inviting all listeners to do something, as far as possible, to help the left out of the closet. Well, something is moving ...

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mean, you'll understand. They locked up the left again in his closet. In the sense that our friend has once again disappeared from circulation and no longer seems to have more news about him. Now turn the assumptions as diverse as any item transfers. Some say he escaped to South America and now is basking in the sun of a beach in Brazil. Some people think instead that it is traveling with ... that girl, yes its the brunette intern. In fact, even her, now that I think, for some 'days were untraceable. But in all honesty I do not believe in this case ...
Some even argued that the connection will be live soon, someone even says - I do not know by what information - that is secretly writing a memoir and it will give to the press in the coming months. And then they will be pain ... because then the uncomfortable truth envoy will be made public. And many heads will fall. I think.
I am convinced, however, that the left Thessaly is again ambushed by the publisher obviously in cahoots with the Director. He 's back to being a prisoner. He victims and their executioners. You say you are paying a price even the so-called Stockholm syndrome? Do not rule it out. Perhaps he has discovered a new dimension ... in the closet. He understood that sometimes it is not so bad disappear from circulation, consigned to oblivion, will adapt to supreme. For now. Waiting for better times. Maybe the reason he left. Each time you should disappear, to emerge. There must be annulled, to be reborn. You must log out and back, to fix the bug in the PC and reboot the system ...
I do is gather information, like a good reporter. To begin I'll start leafing old books, looking for old articles envoy. Because I thought, among other things, that when we sent those reports of unlikely matches, the chances are the friend wanted to tell us hidden messages. She wanted to confide unmentionable truth, or so.
So I go over. Let me take a look at his desk, rather, I will look inside the drawers. Not one has ever locked up, they tell me, and continued to do otherwise.
I find the clipping of a news story. A tragic news. We are talking about something that happened far away from here, I dare say in another world, at least judging by the strange I feel discomfort in your hands, taking this piece of newspaper. One got so far, but the person at the center of the news had to be someone who knew the left. He writes of a death. This person, desperate for some reason, has taken her own life. He was a journalist. Yes, the envoy was to meet him. Misunderstandings, humiliation, despair, harassment, pressure, deprivation: this is spoken in the article. A game of unbalanced force, an arrogant power. Of dreams denied. Who knew something like this poor fellow, the envoy must be struck by certain details. A story far more dramatic than his. But with the contact points. The paper is still wet, the envoy must have cried. I myself now I'm crying ... You may be right, left, is also in that closet ... but only briefly. When a light mist that the sun will come again, come out, too.
And you too, fellow far ...

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you were wondering why a little 'time there has been no news of the invitation? A statement issued by the Quaestor to a local radio station is clear.

'... Yes, I confirm that we proceeded to order the confiscation of the website called the left in the closet ... In practice it was an unauthorized blog updated real time about the internal work activities of a company that, so that ... reported the irregularities to the authorities, who then would we be ... The site has suspended its activities ... and investigations are underway to determine any further prosecution's ...».

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GIANDISSIMO

Today the alarm was sounded at 6.45, as every day at work morning. Usually it takes me an hour and a quarter to retrieve my, wash, make me that little pussy to deal head-on the world out there. Then at eight o'clock I'm going to go out and seize the train. Instead
Instinctively I turn off the alarm this morning and I continue to sleep and dream. I have to thank my dream when I arrived on time at work, because he had the good manners to finish at 7.50. With his mind clouded realize that I have 10 minutes to wash the face, armpits, ass and teeth and get back the clothes of yesterday. A neuron uses it to choose (in the dark, I wonder why ...) and clean underwear and socks to put another bag in the cosmetic bag of tricks, with the intention to restore the face by train in peace.
I leave home breathless with the coat and scarf in hand. I am in time for a quick coffee and a pastry at the bakery (very good) clear, I think, also very close to the station. I'm happy. As I put on my coat, I look down and come ababgliata by the color of socks, which have nothing to do with the clothes: for the fluorescent green and blue stripes of the latter is ill according to the rigor of my all-black clothes and even , a closer look, with gray-cleavage mouse port at the foot. Oh well, Sbat E CAZ, I say, and later in the bakery. While the bartender
I prepare the coffee, since I have 4 minutes left, biting voraciously and Ravano my dough in my bag-suitcase full of crap looking for the wallet to pay immediately breakfast. But alas not find it. The portfolio is in fact not in the bag, but red on the table at the entrance to my house. Last night I placed there for no apparent reason, and I said to myself: "Sarah, if you leave it there, then tomorrow it ends up that you forget." Here is a clear case of prophecy autoadempie. I could make the effort to put it back in stock, but I did not. So today I find myself in the bakery to say that I can not pay for the breakfast that I'm already consuming. The bartender, when I put the coffee in front, with little reassuring face that says there is no problem and that the coffee would have denied me. I say: "But I bring you the money this afternoon, because now I have to take the train and go to work." The girl, her face taut as a violin string, states that do not have to worry. I leave the bakery with him all looks moralizing old men of St. Peter there, and I go in a gallop toward the station.
Arrival at the track with the train, on which I get no more than one cc of saliva and the heartbeat acceleratissimo. Luck, however, my help and I am in a car enviable happen without people talking to their phone and how the dinner had already duly expelled, due to the positive influence of Activia and two kiwi diugiuno. I take three minutes to relax. Then take off my coat and scarf, I open my bag and I take my cosmetic bag of tricks. Before beginning the restoration, my eye falls down again, precisely on the lapel of my black wool cardiganino. I see there stands at mo ' badges, a dried-up drops of ketchup. Now, only now, the memory goes to yesterday evening, at dinner in a pizzeria squalid St. Peter's with my friend Pika, my greedy desire for chips and at the time when one of them is a waterfall on the gallons of Ketchup my sweater. Sure, I could clean it while it was cool last night. It would have been easier and certainly would not have struggled as I did this morning in the toilet of the train, with a giant tomato become one with the mixed viscose fiber of my mohair cardigan that yesterday was black, and perhaps never will be more .

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POL ANCA (for facebookiani)

signal to all those loyal readers of Gianni joined Facebook, a group run by Tanya and Mark, my great friends.

This is POL ANCA (here's the link: http://www.facebook.com/people/Pol-Anca/100000375427351 ) a virtual bulletin board that receives contributions and thoughts very free and very politically incorrect.

alas I can not directly access the site because of my departure a few months ago from Facebook (due to overdose WORD CHALLENGE!), But I assure you that my presence will feel all right in Gianda POL ANCA !

E ' a closed group, you must ask to be admitted. I do not think there are problems with the registration, but if you ask to be admitted to the cry of W LA gendarmes! , every door will be opened (this in general, in life).

Hello hello

Polly

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NIGHTS THOUGHT OF THE CUP

They say that a person can not handle too many injuries at once: if his mind is evidenced by a continuous series of unexpected events such as difficult - such as a death, betrayal, loss of job - it is likely that the psychological balance and should be aa body go to hell instead to occupy the bed of a psychiatric hospital.
I just found out that my weakness is sleep. As soon as something happens to me unusual and exciting, something that upsets (not necessarily a negative sense) the routine of my life, I see that the eye tends to remain open at night and head turned to brooding, to speculate, to dream I wonder if things will ever come true.
L 'Affaire Marrazzo helped ruin two or three dreams in this last week. Not that I know (even if at the time of MI MANDA RAITRE I liked a lot, I admit it!) And do not in any way I can imagine how he must feel after such a disgraced media, and with him his family, the victim twice. But these days and these nights sleep as well (also because of my things materassaccio uncomfortable and unresolved in my life that I tend to leave unanswered), I thought about Peter and his plight, the fact that now needs to rise from His ashes will get back on their feet and reinvent a life, both from the point of view business and emotional. And then I thought of Roberta (Serdoz, wife ...), and courage in taking up this hot potato (ah, I realize that in this case, potato could lend itself to various interpretations! Hot potato as false? ah ah ah ah aha!). The world fell on him, all certainty is shattered and she is doing? It acknowledges and goes, rolls up his sleeves and gets back to strengthen the pieces.
Hats! Would say my friend Lolla.
comuqnue Life is this: to build quality new and fragile house of cards, knowing that there will always be an unexpected gust of wind and stinking that befall them. Life is so BUILDING CASTLES IN THE LOOP OF CARDS! Socci, if they are inspired in this post! Now write some little thought about love and sent him to choose as frasettina Moccia because of Perugina Baci.
however, dismissed the case Marrazzo, another big news here is that I read on the website of the courier ( http://www.corriere.it/sport/09_ottobre_30/agassi_parrucca_f9361eb0-c556-11de-bfa4-00144f02aabc.shtml ) that force me to fetch some pills valerian or melatonin, which is so fashionable.
ANDRE 'AGASSI C'AVEVA the hairdresser!!

Oh God, here they are again collapsed cards! And I then I started playing tennis in the hope of crossing the exit of the tennis courts ... one day that I become like the tennis player Jenny and I could challenge him in twice!

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POLLY C (and A, B, D, E. ..) AS THE rocket CARPACCIO

station in Bologna, which I attend every day as a woman Gianda commuter houses in every cave messy huge flat screens that send repeating commercials of various kinds. These days there Celebrities always this great bra in which she wiggles like a possessed, in an attempt (certainly the most highly successful) to be sexy and alluring: the question of online advertising Basic Intimissimi or without lingerie lace sober but elegant. The above model wearing this bra, the undisputed protagonist of the spot, very minimal and I think very little supportive, but beautiful. And at the end of the spot, the inevitable slogan: THE BRA PINKO Balls and 'ALSO AVAILABLE IN THE CUP "C". From there I started to become aware of my total ignorance about the "C Cup" bras. Maybe it's because I have little breast and yes my tit comes in a glass of champagne, but a Barbie ... In short, my breasts did not need special support and the types of bras never had defects or special needs ... I know well anyway sizes, the first second, third and so dscorrendo, I know that the bra may or may not have the wires, may need to raise the roof or can fill it with foam to make you look like a plus, it can be with or without epaulettes, incorciatore behind, with American or lacing adapts to any type of dress a woman you want to take depending on the occasion. All these things I know are in the end a woman who lives her time!

But these damn cups alphabet, I really did not understand what they are, even consulting Wikipedia, which I rather doubt that clarifies regularly encounter in my troubled life. Yet we know, now that we speak of this when you go to buy a bra. It 's a bit like the rocket, when I was little, until the late '80s no one knew what it was ... and then suddenly there it is given in each and sauce on each plate. The carpaccio, pizza and salad. It seemed that she had become indispensable for good food, nothing more was to be considered worthy of being eaten if not at a topping of rocket, and equally if not proudly produced a piece of rocket stuck between your teeth after dinner, you were OUT.
I note that even with regard to the bra cups are intended to be permanently and proudly OUT. Gossip on
But, oh no ... I challenge anyone to be inside of me ...

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ON THE LAST CREATURE OF POLLY

sometimes makes things very little Polly Gianda gendarmes. And when that happens, is very happy.

In this picture: the sweater that Polly Gianda
did for her friend Jade
with the incomparable help of her friend Silvana.

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A TOUR VERY Gianda

Audience with great pleasure that a letter was sent to me by one who I consider the paradigm of living gianditudine, giandonaggine or if you prefer. Giandololla is my great friend and mentor (Mentor a woman you say so?) Things gendarmes. Not comment because as you can see for yourself, there is no need of comments, it is so eloquent Giando in the event itself and the same. Your
Polly.

Dear Polly,

you should know that yesterday I, Anto, Cot and Wanda went on a trip to the Island which is owned by the Garda 'accounts Cavazza indeed of the sons of Count 7. I had studied a look suitable for a long time, if anything were to meet someone the family as already 'had happened to me visiting the castles of Scotland. Well fisherman blacks with gold buttons, T-shirt with cat, Denny Rose embroidered jacket, bag of Saint Tropez, and of course Todd's pink. Having given the small car parked in Salo 'instruct the troops on how to behave during the visit to do the usual figures of that shit: TOBACCO Rutte, FORBIDDEN Petare and swearing. That said 'I go back to the meeting but unfortunately I do not see a step and fall into ruin on the ground mo' skin of a lion! An evil dog. I peel my leg, but ashamed as a murderess I get up at once without assessing the damage, minimizing the fact and saying that everything could have been worse: I think if I fell ON A SHIT ... etc etc ... After a while the acute Wanda pointed out to me that my pants broke and I lost a golden rectangle and the sunglasses have a lens completely scratched. In short, I made that looked like a beggar all tattered and finally the skipper was a beautiful blond angel hair long tanned what a shame!

your more and more '

GIANDOLOLLA .

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ANNA, THE NEW FRIEND WITH THE "A" OF MAIUSCOLERRIMA A COMPASSIONATE POLLY POLLY Gianda

Gianda Polly has a fair amount of friends, some with a capital A with the other capitals, and more with the lower case. That is his expertise in the "Friendship", which is our thinking of writing a essay on a small summary pro-psycho-socio-anthropological pale face of those charlatans Crepet, Morelli, Alberoni (etc. ..) and scoops libraries throughout Italy at Christmas.

Gianda Polly began to reflect on the complex phenomenon of friendship when a young stranger approached one day in Piazza Unit asking: "Would you be my friend?". The Polly has reacted with alarm and disbelief to this proffer after screaming my lungs: "I do not work that way !!!", fled to their heels, thus frustrating the needs of poor socialization. This unusual event in sparked a series of existential questions Polly of great depth, such as: what would happen if I said yes and if I went with him to get a coffee? Would I be better prepared against him if I had met at the celebration of friendship? Why did you run? In what sense do not work that way "? What is the spark that gives rise to friendship and what the power or the power over time?

The answers to these questions and more will fill the pages of the pamphlet that she is about to converge, and therefore are TOP SECRET, but Polly want to give a small preview of its millions of readers scattered bit 'all over the world: well FRIENDSHIP (like love) is Gianda, born by chance and in a roundabout way, standing out can be indifference or even hatred, as it may be a stroke of lightning that knows how hard it is subject to stains and slips, cracks and lose of enamel; sometimes it breaks and if it breaks I am suffering, but also not.

However, in any way you can plan on the table, as the second largest fixed Toto Cutugno in San Remo, or you can force people to try, because friendship always rhymes with spontaneous ... aunt. This is one reason why Polly has fled in the face of this potential "more friend" in his life.
Much more recently, Polly Gianda has made a new friend with the A maiuscolerrima, one of those rare destined to last forever and beyond. The meeting took place by chance, on the net. No, do not expect to chat, social networks or other crap like this. No, no .. Polly and Anna are known on the Ikea site and this is the case that, in their case, "a shelf LACK was galley.
Anna, in fact, that girl is gentle on the Ikea site answers every question , curiosity, doubt about Ikea stores or products. From true workaholic, never dismantle and works 24 hours on 24, it also never lost its fresh air and his smile. Anna and Polly are lots of articles talking Lack and eventually came to touch a wide variety of topics, even controversial ones, such as deposits of limestone in the walls of the shower or at the bottom of the water, the annoying scaling, the passionate and conflicted relationship between men and women, world hunger and euthanasia and also assisted procreation. It 's true that Anna is a bit' too IKEA ORIENTED, given its tendency to bring all talk to the wards and the IKEA shelves, but if you go beyond that its apparent rigidity, if you have the patience and the desire to dissect each question in all its sfaccetature and especially if you rely on that disarming smile and the courtesy that is not only external but is a mirror of an inner peace won after a long path of existential self-examination and growth, then Anna can become the MAI PIU 'FREE OF FRIENDS. And that's why
Gianda Polly, thanks to his experience, I highly recommend Anna to anyone who wants to experience a deep friendship. If you are looking Anna is here: http://193.108.42.79/ikea-it/cgi-bin/ikea-it.cgi

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WELCOMES THE CONFIDENCE OF ONE OF HER FRIEND

Some time ago, hanging out on the network to kill my boredom work (and a bit 'existential), I came across an article on the quality of anti-wrinkle creams ( http://canali.kataweb.it/kataweb-consumi/2009/09/17/creme-antirughe-attenzione-agli -ingredients-in-tag /? ref = rephpsp5 ). As a convinced follower of the philosophy FOREVER YOUNG and wishing more than anything else in the world to reach the threshold of seventy years without a shadow of a wrinkle like Sofia Loren, I read with great interest. Then I immediately forwarded to my girlfriends of the heart, for what I want for myself (= the best) I want also to people close to me, so it is fitting that they too can be like between me and quartant'anni Sofia as the hour: in elderly, but "naturally" out of young people.

Now, for those who do not want to read the article, summarizing the content: we must consider the ingredients of the creams before you buy and it is also dispel the myth that expensive ones (from perfumery or pharmacy) do better for our skin: one of the best anti-wrinkle creams, in fact, the classic and cheap enough that NIVEA is the supermarket. Would you have guessed? Well, I do: the Nivea cream is always good for sun, for example. And my mom says that even the CUPRA WAX is very good for wrinkles, but not enough for you to spread good six hours and is certainly less fat absorption seal you put on shoe leather to waterproof winter.

However, I was saying ... I sent the article to my friends and one of these - which I will call here sbRIO to safeguard its sacrosantissima Privacy Policy - answer me this, in a way that would define grateful and heartfelt at the same time:

Thanks Polly, thank you very much! just in these days I needed a new face cream and not having the beak of a penny after the holidays I took the STRATEGY: enter a erbosisteria champions free and ask! I racattati about a dozen shops and turning for four of those coming in contact with (procurement / s) who used terms such as "cream" cuddly (?!)", "pasty", "gives you a sense of fluidity and carezzevolezza you pull the skin well without that sense of (?)", mask "is a product to the top of which all (?)"... customers fall in love and so on until horrified when I told him no, I do not use any scrub and I wash with water and not with a face-cleansing ... I promised that I would try the small samples by carefully following their instructions (and of course I use them in my usual way) and asked the price in the event of a future purchase ... um .... no less than 30, thirty euro for the smallest bottle .... AH , AH!! From the series: I know that I will continue to run up to Christmas for campionicini that his aunt gave me a cream, eh! I'm glad you sent me this article because the nivea still remains a landmark to which may still ... and us girls, we need certainty, right?

Dear, dear sbRIO,

I too often adopts the tactics of your champion for those items that I can not afford at a particular time of life. I did about a month ago for a foundation: I went in with my perfume pockmarked face proudly displayed saying that I wanted to try the new foundation because of my old I was not satisfied (which is not totally false then) and I came out with pockets full of little champions. Not to mention my bet at SANA (Bologna fair health) a few weeks ago: I went there for business reasons, but a raid the stands in search of free samples of cosmetics have made me how! Sin Armstrong now have all a bit 'short (the crisis is ogniddddove ...) and the loot was very thin.
A nice alternative tactic to take when your wallet is home to only a few small bills and a penny, is to inspire pity in committed. A little 'as I did when I was a kid and Sunday afternoon - between a "pool" and the other along Independence Street to (groped) than steers tow beautiful - I was going to take the pizza from alteration, without money, trying to give me the coveted slice for half the price.
But you're right, we're always looking for certainties because we need them, but there are many in life, except death and the absence of wrinkles of Sofia Loren. Nivea cream may be a sound which still holds, but I think we appeal to our creativity to stay afloat and survive. We must be sure we were / i. It is enough. I am reminded of an episode of the wonderful series Nip / Tuck in which the wife of Sean (one of the doctors players) had developed an innovative cosmetic cream made of semen. We should come up with something similar, to save money and also to spare the agony of having to interact with the unbearable committed s beauty. A cream and home-economic and natural ingredients that do not react with the skin ... uhm ... we think ... cream urine, for example, or feces (not to be confused with the Ferns). This is very useful if you're white but you want to be in color and start to sing R & B, or if you want to attract flies for fishing. Hmm ... let's try. Tonight when I get home I start work. And then let's also try to odious orders of our herbal cream "boogers"! It will certainly and immediately won!

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DE CASTORAMA VIRO (CASTORAMA MAN: NO MORE 'NO!)

Gianda Polly became a woman of DIY.
Since he bought his mobile-worm in the odor of "ecological island" and has made up his mind to revive him despite the advanced state of crumbling, our culture has become one of brushes, paint removers, moth-proof, cement, putty, sandpaper and varnishes more or less toxic. Small and large hardware stores, the vast aisles of DIY hypermarkets have become most familiar to that Polly, who never misses a chance to visit, alone or in company.
A couple of days ago, which came from Castorama Gianda-along with his mother that he needed accessories for tents, Polly had a sudden revelation as fundamental to its existence. As the sun shyly at dawn on the horizon, so a new idea began to creep into the head of Polly Gianda in thought while walking through the divisions wrought by bricoleurs , until it became clear certainty in the department of wood, where stalwart committed dressed in yellow and blue carrying huge wooden planks as if they were feathers. Polly Gianda approached them to ask for some advice on the construction of wooden cubes to use as a library in his new house: and professional answers, kindest and got clear! Who would have said it turned over to the biceps is more! And what's behind the biceps? There is sensitivity, desire to discover the world, a healthy pragmatism and adherence to the reality that much appreciates Polly!
Here, faced with the strength and prowess of so Marcantoni, Polly Gianda could not be silent to herself that it is precisely in such specimens a man who wants to surround himself from now on in life at 33 years old, she understood that he loves and craves MAN CASTORAMA , who - in other words - sciappina, traffic, know how to use your hands at home and not only, builds and repairs ... the man who is, in short, without a lot of blowjobs, no ifs and buts (this was for ages that I wanted to write !!!). Why
Gianda Polly is much better for a man who takes a saw (electric or hand ... heh heh) today that a man who fills you with mental masturbations tomorrow (well today, in fact !!!).. .

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Polly Gianda also boasts a personal SCOOP summer, certainly not second in what is now passionate about the entire world and involving Elizabeth Hurley, with whom the shares Gianda the homeland and the ' attractiveness.

If Elizabeth has toppled the handsome George Clooney (or at least its front straight) and the tabloid press is full of photos of all piccionicini busy in every matter, including the Polly was caught red-handed during a output fashionable with her new flame.

(in this Photo: Polly Gianda
walking hand in hand Ferrara with Winnie, his new flame
in this hot summer 2009)

particularly beautiful and radiant in this picture, Polly Gianda sprays happiness from every pore. People and animals near the Gianda swore that Winnie could be the right type to put up with that house, but malignant rumors imply that a friend of his (this TIGRE, ed) has put itself on the eyes and Polly is already undermining the peace within the young couple. We'll see.
meantime enjoy this picture of real or perceived love for Polly Gianda, pending new revelations and hot!

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WOMAN Gianda celebrated on D vs Nuvenia Republic

Here's an article found on D of the Republic, which is about a type of woman very similar to the gendarmes. The book written by the protagonist of this interview (the club of the few but good) will be read and reviewed by Polly Gianda shortly.

Enjoy reading the article, for the moment.

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are the opposite of the protagonist of Sex and the CITY, WHY 'are awkward, unresolved. YET HAVE AN EXTRAORDINARY DOTE. LAURIE NOTAR * EXPLAINS HIS THEORY

by Francesca Gentile

Laughter will save us and Laurie Notaro knows. Probably this is the American writer with a loud laugh contagious. He has his reasons, of course. She is the author of the humorous saga of the "idiot girls", a literary event erupted in 2002 with the first book, The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life, jumped a leader of the New York Times After seven years of waste editorials, 70 letters returned to sender, the decision to publish it himself, and now printed in Italy by Piemme The club with the title of the few but good. Laurie was born in Brooklyn in the neighborhood of Bay Ridge, to parents of Italian-Sicilian origins of Abruzzo, but grew up in Phoenix, Arizona. The art of being funny is genetic: "My family was loud and sarcastic. I have inherited a kind of cynical humor and distorted." The episodes collected in his books are autobiographical. Chili and problems too. Alcohol and carbohydrate to pull himself up and guilt to complicate his life. The author recounts the adventures of a group of schoolgirls, nice and bright enough to win a prestigious man and existence. For which even a perfect laser hair removal or hair is freshly hairdresser are sufficient to allay anxiety. What qualities one must possess to enter the brotherhood of the 'awkward girls? "You have to be awkward - and therefore inelegant - perpetually dissatisfied, have a mountain of problems and be overwhelmed by things that happen without being able to react and find a sensible solution. It's like being constantly exposed to judgments of others. As if the people saw the your underwear all the time. "So she continues to show his underwear in public? "I think so. A recent example: I was making a stop in Chicago for the promotional tour for my book. I'm not used to wearing shoes with high heels, but on this occasion I decided to go out in public with a more feminine look. Be ' , I lost my balance and they are ruined on the ground in front of everyone. Painful. I get the idea? ". Even Carrie Bradshaw in an episode of Sex and the City falls from high heels during a parade. What's the difference?" Carrie is cute, full of glamorous, well dressed, if he falls he gets anyway. I am on the opposite shore. My physical appearance does not give me any advantage. Whenever I'm forced to turn my slips in self-irony and intelligence. "Which of the two parties is more numerous? What Sex and the City girls or yours?" We "idiot girl", as I like to define us, yet we're not normal and not at all common. We are much more fun. If I could choose I would have preferred to be born in the guise of a beautiful creature. But moved up to now for me would mean cosmetic surgery, liposuction and a lot of money. "Is there any reason to love the awkward girls more than girls Sex and the City?" When you come across an idiot girl encounters a real person. The Carrie Bradshaw is concerned with their image, wearing expensive shoes, they think mainly of their beauty: who needs the right circumstances, a man up to it. Of an artificial life, in short. The clumsy girls know nothing about these matters. They know they have spoiled their face the first time I have suffered from sickness during the bus ride to the fourth high school. They have since closed their image. The girls are real awkward. Amano shoes, but it is more likely to wear sneakers or boots instead of Manolo Blahnik. The beauty is awkward for a girl sit at a table with six other girls and they all ask for a dessert (and please you but take your own, that is good to share the pleasure without the guilt split). "Being imperfect we can benefit "Sure! We are so far from perfect that it is pointless to try to achieve. Time wasted. We must face the world as we are not worried about the value of our experiences, rather than our image in the eyes of others. When you wake up every morning asking "who will see me in shorts today?" eliminate a lot of stress. "A woman may waive the seduction? "Seduce? do not even know what that means. I have to laugh. In the world of girls would be awkward being a dinner offer him, and then see the first morsel of food dropped on your shirt. If He is everything nice, I think we can talk about seduction style idiot girl. We seduce with wit, with the expertise - we always know what is the best restaurant at the lowest price - and with a lot 'of uncoordinated physically. " In the current culture of consumption, with the communication and marketing, what makes a woman attractive to a man accustomed to seeing women everywhere-tissue? "You have to accept it as is. Is to stop aiming for idealized models offered by magazines and TV, which remain inaccessible. Even the women on the cover bears no resemblance to themselves. The girls are not trying to be awkward that they are not. They are comfortable with their identity, even if this means not enter into a size 42 and do not have a purse of 1,000 €, and perhaps why they feel good. Since I am not busy chasing the dream to be like any Californian with blond breasts bursting, and should not be modeled on that stereotype, they feel secure about themselves, and I think this is a very interesting position. However, the man who really want is what is not interested in women-Barbie. "What are women like them, and vice versa, those who do not like? "The women with whom to share a dessert are: Hillary Clinton, because it has a fantastic sense of humor, is intelligent and her ankles are so thick that I might screw never be chained to other prisoners. Michelle Obama: smart, with beautiful teeth and a fantastic full-on election night. I think I could turn to her if I urgently need a comb. Christiane Amanpour is brave, always in the middle of events, he knows the facts of the deals and his hair is uncontrollable. E Camilla Parker Bowles still: it seems rude, but I bet that after a couple of cocktails would call me "sister." Those hair nuts, cork, then, make me tenerezza.Le women with whom to share a dessert but do not include: Ann Coulter, which I fear would eat my face and every child noisy happened in his field of vision. Elizabeth Hasselbeck: it is a silly, you might drown in a glass of water. Madonna, because I judge from the top of my arms. "Five things you should avoid a clumsy girl and five others that can be done successfully?" Things to avoid: bring heels that exceed the height of a marker. Wear white pants. Trying to jump a fence. Agreed to an impromptu show the transformation of a department store (leaving no saves). Agree to make a bride's maid of honor. To do (successfully): press the abdomen of a friend who is choking (hoping that it has not been drinking). Laugh a policeman: the only way to do it to give up fine. Telling the best story. Divide a dozen donuts with a friend. Keep a secret. It is better to marry a girl of a clumsy Sex and the City girl? "Absolutely. A clumsy girl will never be boring, always unexpected things, which is stumbling in its gonna be who decides to use a gas torch the weeds in your garden. A clumsy girl you will always laugh and your life will not be ever, but just never, stupid. " There are clumsy children? Are to be married? "Of course there are, but do not recommend to go to the altar. Usually I'm gay."

(*) He gave a humorous column for ten years. Licensed by seven jobs, now lives with her husband and pets in Phoenix, Arizona. His bestseller The club of the few but good is published by Piemme.

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LINES: A Clash of Titans

The world is full of women. According to a study by I do not remember who, it seems that the relationship between men and women in the world is of one to seven: there are seven women for every man, most of them of childbearing age.

's understandable, therefore, that the manufacturers of absorbent will do a cut-throat competition (at the last "Blood" I would say ... ahahahaha, good joke!) to grab as many customers as possible menstruating. It 's a struggle led mostly by blows to the advertising and marketing, but also - it must be said - through the constant search for materials and solutions that make those days pleasing and comfortable to the woman who rightly do not want to give up an active life, even when secretes liters of blood which would be sick even to Dracula. Not so many years have passed since the pads were real mattresses - located in the female genital area - the very thought made it difficult even to walk. So personally I will never cease to thank the LINES that before all other brand introduced in the Italian market size "ultra" thin but the inexhaustible capacity.

More recently LINES has become the protagonist of another innovative and commendable initiative, having put on the market for new products that not only absorbing but also to infuse culture are concerned with the "C" capital to the consumers of the third millennium, which began in dire sign of ignorance. On the bags that contain ultra-thin folded towels, in fact, have been marked phrases that inform and full of poetry the life of every woman, phrases that make the time of the change of the absorbent dense and funny, comparable perhaps only when you discard a KISS PERUGINA and read the frasettina love.

In this image, POLLY Gianda reflects on
unassorbente LINES phrase that says:
and 'good practice to enhance the normal
hygienic practices during menstruation

The Nuvenia from his part, has designed another amazing: it created an elegant and practical tin container, looking a bit 'retro , serving to accommodate the pads (and there are well as those of the competition! Truly democratic Lords Nuvenia) and especially to preserve the sterility and hygiene. It 'just what you need to Gianda like me who has always unleashed towels everywhere! And then you keep it where you need to hand in the bags of every shape and size, in your pocket ... and if any of your friends see it, you can definitely be proud of, because it is aesthetically very nice!

In this photo: the precious tin
towel Nuvenia
as it has in its top face.

In this photo: Polly Gianda
inserted with success in a small box Nuvenia
absorbing competitor LINES.

But Nuvenia not want to be second to the LINES field of culture. Here's how the back of the box that reveals to us (not without a bit 'of arrogance), a mysterious secret that nobody has managed to decipher before.

In this photo: Nuvenia reveals the hidden meaning of femininity

I feel all another person since I have in the bag container of Nuvenia with absorbent towels inside the LINES. I could not ask for more, really. Recommend them to every woman who wants to find its size, its center of gravity, his answers ... in other words, the meaning of her femininity.

photos of this post have been kindly and patiently made by Nino Cacioppo.

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POLLY Gianda RESEARCH A NEW LOOK NAILS

Polly Gianda waiting to rob a bank in order to modernize his wardrobe. He wants to overturn his style, renew ... but how?
start with the style lessons Jonny Palomba (but who the fuck is this ????) :

http://seidimoda.repubblica.it/fotovideo/gossip/5859447

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Gianda

Every so often (once every shine) to Polly feel like PT nails. The result is good, then and there, the Gianda has nice nails and hand firm enough to spread the glaze evenly.
shame that after two hours nails are already so low ...

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A NICE IDEA TO THE TABLE

If I get married, put it in my wedding list ...

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POLLY unmasks the sad news

Learner (not without a fair amount of confusion and regret) that Emanuela Folliero is back singles and separated from her husband or partner, in my mind the words of Alfonso Signorini that inserted the above in the category of "Do not rebuilt ". Seeing the gallery below I would say: "but when ever!"

http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/gente/folliero-separazione/2.html

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Friday morning Gianda Polly was awarded a walk downtown. It was a bit 'which was not one, either for the current account always precariously balanced on the edge of the red, or because of free time the Gianda has had very little in recent months, either because leisure is also nice to spend just lay more extreme, or by the solitary computer. Well, Polly Friday said: "Oh, now I dedicate myself! I'm going to look a little 'around what is in store: I do not buy clothes, books that I buy, I do not buy the shoes! But I go anyway, because looking around can make your day happy. "

What to Gianda not yet entered into his head, despite his thirty-two years he played, is that you should never leave home without first having done the pee, because then if you run away when you're out, it's always a little 'problem, not to mention that the public toilet is by definition not comfortable, uncomfortable and dirty. After less than ten minutes walk, Polly has achieved that her bladder was about to break its banks, so identified with the thinking public to latch the bathroom at her more closely and there is direct in a gallop.

Five minutes later, Polly went out Gianda dall'antibagno LIBRARY AMBASSADORS of women in the face with a relaxed and a big smile to the world and next to her. And since he was there, he would have the opportunity to take a ride in a bookstore. Suddenly, up If looking for a book he was flipping through the Polly has faced a gnocchi with a capital G, one of those who are from the moment they get up in the morning, at the time when they go to bed. GNOCCHI an impeccable and fashionable, of course, with the inevitable trench color ivory tied at the waist, the skirt hidden by that trench (or maybe did not have anything under ...), stivalazzi brown suede heeled big that grabbed the calf subtle but perfectly sculpted, huge sunglasses-style sixties, notice his hair long and loose over her shoulders and without a shadow of a speck of dandruff. Polly Gianda there has dropped his book and instinctively she began to quietly stalk the Celebrities, first in the entire ground floor, then on the escalator. And it was on the escalator that Polly, Messas Celebrities strategically behind the unaware, has demonstrated once again his theory, which at this point assumes the status of scientific truth: THE GNOCCHI WITH G MAISUCOLA is gendarmes. Between the lower edge of the duster and the upper edge of the boots, in fact, we could see long hair on legs and proud of bitches, only partly concealed by flesh-colored tights.

Gianda Polly had fulfilled his mission, there was no need now to follow the dumpling, the escalator had contribute to science. So, after arriving to the plan, GNOCCHI has his way, and Polly a diametrically opposite.

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NEW RESPECT OF BOLOGNA

POLLY Gianda Tonight, after witnessing the pleasant theater piece conceived, written and directed by his colleague Virginia, and after verifying that the results are directly proportional to the commitment with which they pursue and working on ideas and dreams - he made a bet with herself that she will resume in the hands of his old project and that our affairs will try to achieve it, making into a vein to inject a bit 'of that perseverance that Gianda usually do not even know where he is at home, but when said Virginia evidently abounds.
Complimentissimi to Virginia and good luck to Polly, then!

And good night, the view now ...

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OF POLLY AND THE Gianda 'SESSION

One of the key features of Polly Gianda is the ability to get lost, lost in her disorder: the disorder that reigns around her, against her and in her.

Last month Polly had a lot of things to think about and manage. Have you got an idea perhaps inspired and perhaps sock (We'll find out just living) that could turn inside out its destiny working - is still not known whether for better or for worse - and this idea has spent all our spare time, making them forget everything else, including this board virtual in which he chose to appear without veils. And what about color? And what about waxing? Head butt.

One night the roommate of Gianda Nino comes home with his friend Mario, who works as a hairdresser in a salon very cool and very fashion, one of those shows that while you wait your turn , someone comes along who offers coffee (included in price) and asks you if maybe you want to do even a manicure or, alternatively, want to rethink your look , since presumably that makes you shit. Well, Mario comes in and - although he never ate beans with Gianda (read: not familiar with her ...) - it takes zero seconds to make her understand, with great touch, it's time to end his mileage regrowth White brown on the tips that is very effect pandoro Trunks snowy icing sugar: white on top and brown at the base. Polly gives him no wrong, because what is true is true because sincerity is one of the qualities she most appreciated : so if it works a bit 'and after a mediation lasted about five minutes, unable to get a solid home with lots of streaks tone on tone, in exchange for a dinner made by the great plain Mario, of course, that to make the head of the Charity Polly, was one of his precious afternoons sputtantato free but has done a good work.

On waxing there is expressed here, as the argument PELI one of the most sensitive for Gianda, known to be a woman of great modesty. But suffice it to say that one day the doorbell rang at the end of February Tarzan himself wondering if Polly had made some liana to ... (Ahahahhahahah! this is perhaps the best joke writers I've ever done in his life ... nice eh? Thin, more than anything else ...).

this month and a half, however, Polly has thought a lot of love since the beginning of March she took a year singletudine. The Gianda think it's time to make a very nice person and fall in love, but apparently his sex appeal ass also went to him, or went to meet her beautiful ass in the sense that the men apparently prefer mascula a beautiful woman in the farmyard as Polly. Anything can be. Ste fact that the three types that Polly had put in this last period, with no one the andatoioltre hello how are you. Last, the "Good Tipon" every Saturday morning, crosses the threshold of libraries in which the Gianda works, seems to prefer his colleague Andrea to her, this means that the last Saturday the Polly was unnecessarily alarm early to get pussy! Ah, la vie, c'est difficult to comment! (this outlet in French wants to show that besides being a beautiful pussy free-range, the Polly is also a woman of letters!)

will that love comes when you least expect it, they say, will also be the Polly is a character a bit 'strange, that does everything by itself, which also goes to concerts alone, trying to be sufficient in itself and this seems to frighten. modern man (the theory of his friend Silvana) ... well, it will be everything, but it will also is coming in spring even for Polly. With appurtenances.