Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Haircut At Bench Fix Salon

WELCOMES THE CONFIDENCE OF ONE OF HER FRIEND

Some time ago, hanging out on the network to kill my boredom work (and a bit 'existential), I came across an article on the quality of anti-wrinkle creams ( http://canali.kataweb.it/kataweb-consumi/2009/09/17/creme-antirughe-attenzione-agli -ingredients-in-tag /? ref = rephpsp5 ). As a convinced follower of the philosophy FOREVER YOUNG and wishing more than anything else in the world to reach the threshold of seventy years without a shadow of a wrinkle like Sofia Loren, I read with great interest. Then I immediately forwarded to my girlfriends of the heart, for what I want for myself (= the best) I want also to people close to me, so it is fitting that they too can be like between me and quartant'anni Sofia as the hour: in elderly, but "naturally" out of young people.

Now, for those who do not want to read the article, summarizing the content: we must consider the ingredients of the creams before you buy and it is also dispel the myth that expensive ones (from perfumery or pharmacy) do better for our skin: one of the best anti-wrinkle creams, in fact, the classic and cheap enough that NIVEA is the supermarket. Would you have guessed? Well, I do: the Nivea cream is always good for sun, for example. And my mom says that even the CUPRA WAX is very good for wrinkles, but not enough for you to spread good six hours and is certainly less fat absorption seal you put on shoe leather to waterproof winter.
However, I was saying ... I sent the article to my friends and one of these - which I will call here sbRIO to safeguard its sacrosantissima Privacy Policy - answer me this, in a way that would define grateful and heartfelt at the same time:

Thanks Polly, thank you very much! just in these days I needed a new face cream and not having the beak of a penny after the holidays I took the STRATEGY: enter a erbosisteria champions free and ask! I racattati about a dozen shops and turning for four of those coming in contact with (procurement / s) who used terms such as "cream" cuddly (?!)", "pasty", "gives you a sense of fluidity and carezzevolezza you pull the skin well without that sense of (?)", mask "is a product to the top of which all (?)"... customers fall in love and so on until horrified when I told him no, I do not use any scrub and I wash with water and not with a face-cleansing ... I promised that I would try the small samples by carefully following their instructions (and of course I use them in my usual way) and asked the price in the event of a future purchase ... um .... no less than 30, thirty euro for the smallest bottle .... AH , AH!! From the series: I know that I will continue to run up to Christmas for campionicini that his aunt gave me a cream, eh! I'm glad you sent me this article because the nivea still remains a landmark to which may still ... and us girls, we need certainty, right?

Dear, dear sbRIO,
I too often adopts the tactics of your champion for those items that I can not afford at a particular time of life. I did about a month ago for a foundation: I went in with my perfume pockmarked face proudly displayed saying that I wanted to try the new foundation because of my old I was not satisfied (which is not totally false then) and I came out with pockets full of little champions. Not to mention my bet at SANA (Bologna fair health) a few weeks ago: I went there for business reasons, but a raid the stands in search of free samples of cosmetics have made me how! Sin Armstrong now have all a bit 'short (the crisis is ogniddddove ...) and the loot was very thin.
A nice alternative tactic to take when your wallet is home to only a few small bills and a penny, is to inspire pity in committed. A little 'as I did when I was a kid and Sunday afternoon - between a "pool" and the other along Independence Street to (groped) than steers tow beautiful - I was going to take the pizza from alteration, without money, trying to give me the coveted slice for half the price.
But you're right, we're always looking for certainties because we need them, but there are many in life, except death and the absence of wrinkles of Sofia Loren. Nivea cream may be a sound which still holds, but I think we appeal to our creativity to stay afloat and survive. We must be sure we were / i. It is enough. I am reminded of an episode of the wonderful series Nip / Tuck in which the wife of Sean (one of the doctors players) had developed an innovative cosmetic cream made of semen. We should come up with something similar, to save money and also to spare the agony of having to interact with the unbearable committed s beauty. A cream and home-economic and natural ingredients that do not react with the skin ... uhm ... we think ... cream urine, for example, or feces (not to be confused with the Ferns). This is very useful if you're white but you want to be in color and start to sing R & B, or if you want to attract flies for fishing. Hmm ... let's try. Tonight when I get home I start work. And then let's also try to odious orders of our herbal cream "boogers"! It will certainly and immediately won!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Mastrabation Statstics

DE CASTORAMA VIRO (CASTORAMA MAN: NO MORE 'NO!)

Gianda Polly became a woman of DIY.
Since he bought his mobile-worm in the odor of "ecological island" and has made up his mind to revive him despite the advanced state of crumbling, our culture has become one of brushes, paint removers, moth-proof, cement, putty, sandpaper and varnishes more or less toxic. Small and large hardware stores, the vast aisles of DIY hypermarkets have become most familiar to that Polly, who never misses a chance to visit, alone or in company.
A couple of days ago, which came from Castorama Gianda-along with his mother that he needed accessories for tents, Polly had a sudden revelation as fundamental to its existence. As the sun shyly at dawn on the horizon, so a new idea began to creep into the head of Polly Gianda in thought while walking through the divisions wrought by bricoleurs , until it became clear certainty in the department of wood, where stalwart committed dressed in yellow and blue carrying huge wooden planks as if they were feathers. Polly Gianda approached them to ask for some advice on the construction of wooden cubes to use as a library in his new house: and professional answers, kindest and got clear! Who would have said it turned over to the biceps is more! And what's behind the biceps? There is sensitivity, desire to discover the world, a healthy pragmatism and adherence to the reality that much appreciates Polly!

Here, faced with the strength and prowess of so Marcantoni, Polly Gianda could not be silent to herself that it is precisely in such specimens a man who wants to surround himself from now on in life at 33 years old, she understood that he loves and craves MAN CASTORAMA , who - in other words - sciappina, traffic, know how to use your hands at home and not only, builds and repairs ... the man who is, in short, without a lot of blowjobs, no ifs and buts (this was for ages that I wanted to write !!!). Why
Gianda Polly is much better for a man who takes a saw (electric or hand ... heh heh) today that a man who fills you with mental masturbations tomorrow (well today, in fact !!!).. .
What do you think?