Monday, December 27, 2010

How To Build A Good Strong Spaghetti Bridge

Christmas


In many wondered - and I have specifically asked - how his friend had spent the Christmas holidays left in the dark (imagine) his closet. She could have been a gift basket to be discarded? Will have at least been able to enjoy a slice of panettone (And by the way: it will be quite a fan of Pandora?).

reassure all: the left is fine. So at least I think. Sure, it seems that nobody has been able to meet him in the days of Eve, thus invalidating the classical and a little 'cheeky wishing formula of "if we do not see more ...». No one in either case has seen him around since Christmas a year ago, for that matter. Indeed long before that. And no one, however, was able to assess their future intentions with the other formuletta, that of "the days you can get for Christmas?", Given that no, the envoy did not take days to Christmas. To our knowledge, was there, confined within the four walls of its supposed place of detention, more or less forced, more or less real.

But if we say that is not doing badly, we do so with good reason, based on the sum of messages at various levels and in various forms that we continued to deliver throughout this period. It is not known when this will end dripping, but surely we are comforted to see that in the notorious closet is now more a time of peace, a sentiment that has emerged behind the door, perhaps dictated by a greater awareness and a growing resignation Who knows. The fact is that the left has not lost the desire to smile, to enjoy even in spite of the bleak times, and insensitivity of those who forced him into such a state of captivity.

A bit of discomfort when it attacked only in the days prior to 25, the observatory is located in discrete, the envoy has heard the bustle of gift packages for some of his colleagues. To day was a flurry of activity. Marked each time by the frenetic noise of torn paper or by stealthily but I decided if they prefer, in the name of privacy, concealment of the good gift just received. The left was prepared for the worst, because in full golden age, when things were better, he happened to see a curtain surreal and memorable, where the recipient of a gift to your phone informing the patron of a kind of irrepressible feeling uncomfortable. "You embarrass me," explained the unknown editor. The other insisted, "I do not do so, call the pleasantries." "But no - then explained the cheeky - she embarrasses me because I have two sons and the gift is only a ...». This time the envoy was better, but it should not have been easy for him to resist the ceremony, along with removing a child to understand the motion of jealousy, he thought un'invidiuccia now quelled by months of imprisonment absurd ...

The two-day closure of the traditional newspaper, then, are been very hard to overcome ("top of the hill," the envoy wrote in reality, but I allowed myself - proudly - to correct it. It is not by him ...). It seems that his "captors" had done so to provide it with vital basic provisions, attigendo the generous gifts of stock. So he spent the time to enjoy delicious Christmas stuffing Finally, sparkling, though of mediocre quality (the best, as always, were readily ambush by suspected gold hearts and CEO), relish and toast in solitude, and then trying in vain to run a fake video game attached along with the sweets.

When the staff have resumed operations after holidays. Envoy has unexpectedly had it really intense. On an exercise in surprise, implemented by the company for security reasons. Sudden alarm, and all running down the stairs and then out to stand in the cold simulated moments of panic. Or as they say more prose in these cases, fuckin 'around. The turmoil has disrupted the quiet of the closet. Rally marked by a measured soppportazione. But when it's time to return to the office, employees have found it - with great surprise - the front doors closed. In short, seems to have a joke in bad taste. Or rather, someone from the upper echelons, he wanted to send this way a message about the precariousness of the current job, pretending a sudden closure of the editors. How long ... The envoy, from his closet. he distinctly heard unrepeatable curses. And the beginning of a fight, too. Listened to a member of the union threatened a strike suddenly, with a representative of the party pledged to submit an official apology from the property. Everything was resolved with a toast of general reconciliation. Actually, the envoy was not amused. But we do know that I have tried for the first time in his condition, a feeling of hope. Because maybe you're not locked in there so bad.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Jg Aug A2 Upgrades 2010

Envoy Reports from the closet - the closet Chronicles


Another report from the football league. But someone may say to our friend who left us at Christmas (he has lost track of time) and that in this period did not dispute - fortunately - games?

A growing game of attacks and scoring chances. Ultimately, a crescendo of Naples at the end of an amazing test of will (and holding athletic) captures in May with a victory against Palermo at the end of four minutes of recovery, even more in the second granted by Morgan after the last replacement , that of Pinilla for Ilicic. Rosanero rejected out of the Champions League zone, Milan and Naples in the wake of the Juve's official role as challenger, behind Lazio.

The coaches are estimated, are mirrored each other's sides. And the risk is that in many areas of the field with their tactical solutions will neutralize each other: happens all the time. Both teams looking for faster restarts to deposit the ball into the magic zone, which is where the creative act of attack. But the spaces are covered. The Palermo Rossi, on the occasion, the defense chooses to three to better control the trident opponent to close the outer areas with Cassani and Balzaretti in coverage. Mazzarri instead chooses Grava Aronica and the sides of Cannavaro and no mistake: Napoli takes the field very well, despite the waste of expensive European away in the chill wind of Utrecht. Under the sky (though overcast) but the climate is milder and runs the team, attack, essentially takes control of the game throughout the first half.

connections in series. The first attempt is to be left in May, released by Hamsik, powerful diagonal Sirigu saved by relaxing in dip. Cavani then pulls a flask Goian and toe area, but found that the Romanian then knocks him down. Lavezzi you see it everywhere, now outside Central Time: look for a corner of the door from any position, but only after the expiry of the time it is extremely dangerous to the aiming angle down and finding the usual Sirigu ready to divert for a corner. Hamsik is inaccurate, But always immanent behind the attack. The Palermo suffers. Lacks a little 'intake Balzaretti and Cassani on the wings, particularly on the left. It is well that there are unwritten rules to be respected in the name of the tactical balance, but in the midst of the lack of geometry Liverani feels. The confrontation with the vitality of the offensive Naples is embarrassing. Compared to other performances, this is now the St. Paul as evidence of the talents rosanero less inspired. Miccoli often lose the moment, the wrong number Ilicic support, Shepherd is a bit 'from the game though when saves space, still unable to shake up the balance. But the Naples

produces a more powerful incisive. Lavezzi deals with the recovery showing some physical problems. Limp. And when he faces Bovo in contrast, is injured right ankle. Again after proper dressing. And what about Cavani, the former more than expected, enough to mention what happens after a quarter of an hour the second time in Palermo and pressing defense of Naples receding on a long ball, those who check in backwater at full speed and catching raising the action with two dribbling? That devil of a Uruguayan. Which will be repeated after closing in the same area on Shepherd (!). And then try to launch a shot on the fly coast to coast for Dossena and still kicking out a reply that indicates Sirigu, finally freeing the heel Lavezzi area for the most sensational conclusion of the game, a few feet from the door Rosanero which - in turn - resoundingly oppose it. Last grains: the assist goal for May.

high pace, especially on the part of Naples. Opponents have only chances on the counterattack. But Ilicic, less and less in the game, falling off a fast break after his alleged conflict with Aronica, ignored by the referee. Miccoli disappears. The coach Rossi takes notice and sent on Maccarone (Grava takes his time in front of De Sanctis). The fly on the wings with blue instead of May and Dossena, fullbacks who are also attackers. Only it never devolved Sirigu not even a touch of the usual May that nearly free yet Cavani. In short, the level of the comparison is always great, the quality is appreciable, Last treble: flat shooting Yebda and impeccable yet another response to Sirigu. Naples comes to collect 14 corners (against one). And the decisive goal.

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I COULD BE MORE 'HAPPY?

For me, Christmas usually goes hand in hand with depression , unhappiness, boredom , murderousness synonyms and other appropriate ...

But yesterday there were some exceptional circumstances (such as the passage of the comet on the day when the baby Jesus was born) that I cheered the day, namely:

- Christmas
- Barcelona
- 15 ° C on sunny beach
- First day of menstruation
- a new brand of pads to be tested: the fantastic Lycia ANTISTRESS

Really, what most want in life?
judge with your eyes: I've never seen her so happy and fulfilled?


In this photo: Polly Lycia and stress
pose smiling and happy on the sea front of Barcelona in the winter



In this photo: Polly and Lycia stress
sunbathe on the beach

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Red Velvet In Toronto

Naples - Genoa


Toh, who is reread. The envoy survives. It takes an old abiudine, pouring out of the bizarre reports of unspecified football matches. We must prepare for a long series? Who knows ... Meanwhile, Christmas

To fundamentally change the destiny of a game sometimes just a little over a minute, 66 seconds to be exact. It happens to Marassi (land conquered during the week of Serbian troops, returned yesterday Sampdoria close to singing that "the sky is always bluer) between 36 'and 37' of recovery. Formerly it was the view of the Fiorentina Mihajlovic perfectly interpret the initial phase, with a compact game, quick, quick and very technical. Vargas powerful left, center Ljajc imaginative, dynamic and even decisive Marchionni from the right. Just the former Juventus player grasps the defense of Samp unprepared sull'affondo Vargas, Ziegler over the short and hits the head at close range from Curci (Marchionni just before a conclusion had already tried riveted by the defense). First few minutes of very intense. The purple plot takes possession of the midfield, although the Samp game of touch often comes to strike. The most dramatic action to divert port Pazzini's head, beautiful elevation, Semioli's cross, with subsequent acrobatics Frey, equally remarkable.

E 'signal that the race is far from decided. For Samp there are also forays into areas with consequences to be slow motion: the first is to Semioli going down after making contact with Gulan. The second - in the second half - see the contrast between Christmas with striker Pazzini and even warned by Brighi for simulation. The interpretation of the assistant referee trust Rosi. The event helps to raise the temperature of the consignment. Rained the yellow cards. Then came the minute more shocking in the league. Ziegler puts the ball on the ground to kick a penalty after a foul on Felipe dazed Marilungo: left dry, Frey does not see from the shot, pereggio. Samp regained the ball after the resumption of play, the central action of Cassano and unbalanced with a fake Gamberini and still puts the network of Frey. Big party for Fantantonio bare-chested with kisses to the forum (to Carolina).

decisive changes. Charles wins with Koman (which opens up areas), despite losing his Mihajlovic with Felipe. Ziegler will celebrate itself in the end: "This goal reconciles me at Sampdoria." It 's a significant sentence because the Swiss has the contract to expire and Juve that awaits him at the gate in January. "I do not see why I should go away, "adds. The dg Gasparin hopes but he is cautious: "We hope to reach an agreement." Cassano instead on the future of the manager has no doubts: "There is no news." Charles (who exults: "From this game comes out stronger Sampdoria), however, is concerned about the trip to Ukraine Thursday in the cup: Accardi remained in the field with a suspected fractured nose, Lucchini was released for an injury to his right knee distortion , for a distortion Semioli tibiotarsiale right ankle. Guberti also complains of muscle contusion. But it is certainly more pieces Fiorentina in last place in solitary as not happened since '77-78 and Vargas struggling with a relapse to the adductor. Mihajlovic, who fears only the bombs, he goes on: "My Fiorentina will emerge from the crisis." And Donadel announced: "The team is compact with the coach."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Anorexia Recovery 3000 Calories

track, David


I this, my friend David is dead.
We met each year for at least 5 years of my traditional summer holiday in America, but by two years, our contacts were sparse. I knew long ago that things were going well, he was not happy with the work and the fact that he earned little. There was also an old story between him and the bottle, but it seemed that he had been released.

David was the chef and was also a good one. His problem was that he could not assert himself. Just did a little 'career management of staff and responsibilities did not succeed and, after a time of disappointing results, was dismissed.
This time it seemed that good. After several years of unskilled and poorly paid, had moved from North Carolina to another state to assume the responsibility of a 'whole accommodation.

It seemed that things had taken a turn in the right direction after years of lean. David was not a motorcycle enthusiast as my circle of friends in Raleigh, but it was certainly been infected with camaraderie and spirit independent of who runs on two wheels. He had bought a Harley 883 and had begun to take the taste out in motion: the noise, vibration and air in the face on those streets endlessly of ' American Heartland.

Then, surprisingly, yet another disappointment. They had left home once again.

I heard on the phone a few weeks ago on the occasion of his birthday. It was no longer him, the voice was off and completely devoid of vitality.

few days ago I received the news. David has done over. He placed all his belongings, he settled all his papers to leave nothing pending, then took his own life.

With him gone a good devil, a meek and quiet spirit. I never fully understood, and now I do not understand his gesture. I just hope he's found what he wanted.

Friday, December 10, 2010

When I Sit Down When I Have My Period

Sbat E CAZ!

Like any self-respecting Friday, I'll eat the pastarelle of mid-morning in the company of this delightful book of THE REPUBLIC ( words are important ) that snocciuola pearls of wisdom uttered by our beloved star.

But today I must have got up on the wrong foot (shame on me, being moody and somewhat 'bipolar not otherwise) for any enlightened decision VIP duty I lose a little joke that befits a gentle girl like this writer Polly.

Type:


STING, after twenty years that have shattered the Maronites with your sexual habits, it is better to change the subject? You really get the idea. Let me tell you one thing: SBATECAZ!



OZZY, forgive me if I speak with my mouth full of blood of bat, I know you're set with good manners, but I urge to say: SBATECAZ!



PAUL VILLAGE? for you just a brief SBATECAZ! I've always been disliked.


ELENA SOFIA, you and your barbosissimi and unsolicited reports dream I scream (in a set, quiet, how would you do that you're a great actress) SBATECAZ!




Well, good MICHELLE: Turning now to keep your little things for you, because your gear around the person, I always felt an aura of SBATECAZ!



ANGELINA, even if your bathroom was flooded with all of Noah's ark animals, do you think would care? Say yes? WRONG! To you and your entire family (including Brad) I extend my heartfelt SBATECAZ!


Oh, LIGA, LIGA ... I lost my words (cited), but I remember it well and offer it to you mo 'to refrain SBATECAZ! SBATECAZ! SBATECAZ! SBATECAZ! SBATECAZ! (ad lib fade ...)

Now before you go to the VIP where instead of the one SENTENCE I care very much, let me trust my relief that I have not stumbled into yet MENOPAUSE HAPPY declaration of Monica Bellucci. If I had read another guy's cock women are now as I approach the halfway point of my life I was not ever , probably now I would have jumped from the Tower of the Donkey (or more probably would have thrown her ... ).


But the time has come. Shut up all that talk about her, the one and only ...





Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Good Monthly Counselings

The Punch and Judy show

V enghino Siori, venghino . This is the land of wooden-faced puppets. Smiles carved, painted hair, the threads that you see very well. Each plays his part, predictable and obvious, and the children clap their hands.

Companies Code of Ethics, everyone is talking about transparency, but while trying to gag the (few) investigative journalists and thought crime is here, as in Iran.

But this multifaceted country is also a casino: the house always wins and the player's handicap total.

A comparison with Italy, the casinos in Nevada are charities. Here the system speaks the language not to be surly understand and does not accept applications. You do not worry, she is in her place. Already you know that you are about to be plucked at the entrance. Like when you go to the restaurant and outside it says Hosting (not pubs). Abandon all hope ye who enter here. We take a trumpet talking to yourself for a month.

you ever received a "folder Mad that you intimate to pay what you have paid (or will not compete)?

In these cases, the collector body warns you to take it with the creditor if you feel not having to pay , but he continues to shoot as reminders and notices from the creditor for its part does not meet it. It's the classic Catch-22 carefully studied for the system, no more or less like roulette in Monte Carlo.

The citizen traveling in a wagon crazy: the alarm continues to pull the handle and nothing happens.

Welcome to Italy . The only Third World country that is also in the G8. The only Third World country that the European countries (the real ones) can be reached by car or boat with the trailer in tow.

We have the guarantee of privacy, but if you change your home Rai tracks you always claim his obscene taxes. We have an institute that monitors the insurance rates, but meanwhile the "supervised" do what it wants. Altered, modified, ignored and earn 50 million euros more. Then they catch a fine of 1 million, and so have only earned 49. Poor bastards.

We the class action, class action lawsuit on the U.S. model. Bad that it was unnatural and completely emasculated producing a complete farce . The process is cumbersome to the point that discourages most of the applicants. Mission accomplished.

We pay a salary to the competition but we continue to suffer from the uncontrolled increase of petrol. The bikes on the highway are charged as a Mercedes S-Class I'm thinking of buying an S-Class, at least if it rains I do not bath and if I am in front of a motorcycle's do the hair and a laugh.

This is the only sovereign nation held hostage by the Vatican. In centuries of interference of the priests, the pope there we are taken away from your feet for only 59 years (1870-1929) and then the free ride is over. And there is no scandal, taking the Italian is keen to eternal life and as long as the priests do it to him like a carrot dangling in front, a bit 'of child abuse is still willing to allow.

This must be a country to visit, if you can not find better, but has become a country where you can not live.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Yamaha Enticer Trapper

Thoughts dog


S Pesso while my wife and I are at the table. our dog Samantha (Sam to his friends) jumps on an empty chair, sits down with a certain elegance and looks into his eyes fixed.

I have no doubt that his only intention is to monitor the dishes on the table in the hope of remedying some good, tasty stuff that humans eat, you know, not the usual dry food.

Yet there are times when, having sat in front of me, I see those eyes staring at me without end intense and I wonder what he's thinking.
But the dogs think? And if people think, the really important question is to what they think ?

Concerns have none and every day is a new beginning, a new period of time that they should live based on instinct, and the memories accumulated with the help of hearing, smell and sight, but that in substance , is a new round of tournament events marked only by food and physiological needs.

Like all animals, the dog is a machine programmed to survive. His needs are basic and there is no hesitation or doubt. But sometimes I feel Sam issue of deep sighs and, in my determination to humanize it at any cost, I imagine hopeless, anxious about its future.

Sometimes Sam dreams. Suddenly, in the midst of a deep sleep, he begins to fidget, kicking. Then he relaxes and goes back to sleep.

What dogs dream? I mean, what a dream of the inexhaustible sources of stuff to eat?

What can create their nightmares? It will be the thought of opening your eyes and not be further heated in a house full of places to stay? The thought of having suddenly the bosses tougher than us? The memory of a huge dog scared them murderess?

I just read that people with higher IQs dream more than others. I could infer that Sam is a very intelligent dog (more than me for sure, because very little dream).

Or it does not apply to dogs? Would seem to me a coward. Like the story that we have soul and they do not.

But we are moving away from the initial question: but then, the dogs think?

How can you find out? I do not know if the ministers think (judging from the facts it seems in fact that did not succeed), imagine if I can demonstrate that dogs are capable of it.

would be a good shot though and I think that Sam would love to be considered an intellectual.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Do Women Like Man Genitals Shaved

A little 'light

U na couple of American friends, he and she came to spend a few days in Italy. Too bad the weather has shown how a landscape rather than British, low clouds and water all the time.

The other day, however, the sky opened and the couple left for the Cinque Terre with a rental car. I lent them my GPS and I gave a few tips on how to move through the villages overlooking the sea.

Three hours after seeing them from Milan I will ring the phone. I see the U.S. number and I guess that just arrived.

course not. He's my friend tells me a problem. They have a wrong turn and ended up on a country road where they promptly stuck. They are cultivated in terraces on a hill top in Liguria and do not know how to get out.

My friend hands me the phone a farmer who has just arrived on the spot. This gentleman tells me that it is unthinkable to call a tow truck, and it says it will do everything possible to get a tractor on site.

For two hours, feel my friends and I wonder how it turned out.

Then I get a phone call from them, where they finally arrived and are giving a glass of wine.

Waiting for the tractor, some farmers have tried to push the car but was unsuccessful. One of them, the youngest, spoke even a little 'in English. Then came the tractor in a few minutes and reported the car bogged down in the street.
When my friend tried to put in the hands of the farmer 50 Euro, this has made a step back and flatly refused to take any money.

It's just a small story about a generous gesture, but these dark times does a lot 'of light.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

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PETITS ACCIDENTS diplomatiques A 'Pharmacia

READER ADVISORY: (ALMOST) Feminist TOPIC BELOW

about a month ago ...


are queued in a pharmacy because the needs of propolis tablets. I row just two seconds to realize that the line courtesy of safeguarding privacy is useless, because the pharmacist (40 year old anxious, hypochondriac, talking to the machine gun and probably with a mummified mother waiting for him at home on a chair Rocking ...) has a voice that could even reach the ears of hearing impaired Miracle Worker.

is through this voice that I watch the drama an old lady with a rash to the skin resistant to any topical treatment. The pharmacist repeated several times with a serious tone: "If the eczema does not pass, lady, the alarm can be a very serious internal disease. Go to your doctor immediately and do prescribe detailed investigations." These alarming words, the old woman opposes a painful silence. It has seen all the colors in his octogenarian life: hunger, war, has experienced every kind of pain. All we need is a pharmacist jinx to spoil the day. She sighs sadly and earn the way of the gate.

Outside the old lady, another forward. Precisely
a cap the 50 years that exhibits a reflective orange hair. Whispers cautious with his health problem to the pharmacist who listens carefully, and that as a bolt pulls out a box, shouting: "Look, this cream is suitable, but if you prefer ... - he pauses, looks at an index point in my direction - down there ... c 'is an' absolutely other brand similar in quality, which also offers a nice gift. "

The woman turns, her face red hair and no less stutters: "Down where, please?".
"There, - repeat the pharmacist - in quell'espositore pink next to the girl.

Meanwhile, me and everyone in the pharmacy we have already turned to the exhibitor and we are readily aware annoying how common the disorder that afflicts Mrs. .

vaginal dryness


THE PRODUCT: cream vaginal lubricant brand X that I do not remember it.
Vaginal dryness may surprise the woman in every phase of his life. But it is especially when estrogen (damn hormones!) make you hello and enter into menopause, the natural internal mill to your vagina starts to jam and not produce more than its extra virgin oil, oil - let's not forget - is essential for a healthy sex life.
If you become more of a dry dam disposed of, oh woman no longer fertile, know that you can always benefit from a creamy sauce like this, which will not ask you to surrender to the joys of love.

PHOTO NELL'ESPOSITORE
the vertical part of the exhibitor admire three females of different generations - a teenager, a forty and sixty - embracing and look with optimism on the horizon and so their life . It does not take some Umberto Eco to decrypt the message underlying the advertisement namely:
WOMEN IN ANY AGE 'your happiness' is directly proportional to the degree of OILING YOUR GNOCCHI!

THE NICE TRIBUTE

Along with the tube of cream lubricant, the pharmaceutical company gives - his goodness - in every buyer a nice and useful fashion accessories:
a hook bag hook .
Is not that wonderful? Is not it amazing?
Yeah, I can not even walk because I think I have the right sandpaper down there, but with this wonderful hook as you would like to take back? I can proudly show off the bar, at work, at church. Do not really miss anything. Thank you very much, pharmaceutical, yes you know that unspoken understanding the needs of every woman!

A fine example of a bag hook.
(courtesy of the award-winning firm DMAIL)

At this point the Redhead with oil dry said no, not interested in the gadget . Okay the first cream that has brought the moron.
then release the money and leaves without saying goodbye. How

blame her.

Now, I ask myself: what is the connection between a vaginal cream and a purse hook?
Speaking no word on the drug, which I hope will be soon expelled from his professional organization, I turn to the pharmaceutical company: how dare you to leverage my vanity when I'm simply asking you to help my vagina drained, which I nevertheless generates physical and psychological discomfort? If I wanted a gift bag from a hook, I would go on sale and I buy Donna Moderna, WHO, confidence, do not you think? Let's see
But in another way: you really want to gift something? You In a "vagina courtesy" (yes just like that give you a courtesy car to a mechanic), which resembles in appearance and functionality to the vagina of a twenty-year old: you wear the necessary and certainly would make me feel better having to spread that every time a pomatina that so I do not solve the problem. That, I remind you, is linked to aging and therefore is irreversible and inexorable as the grim reaper that is knocking on my (and hopefully soon, your) door. While I

solace with some violent fantasies (I type that with cable hook handbag eyes from their sockets CEO the pharmaceutical company), the voice reminds me of the pharmacist in the here and now.
My turn came.
I approach the counter and ask laconic propolis candies.
"Anything else?" He says.
I turn to the 'display of the vaginal cream and a giggle escapes me.
"Yes, I was considering whether to buy the cream that has advised the lady. A nice table hook for purse like that I would ... usually support the bag on the ground, among the microbes, it is not hygienic cream ... but I still really do not need. Would hurt ... No, it's there, do not take it. "
The pharmacist is silent and nods, but I bet that his inner voice nagging'll be saying, "See you in twenty years, my dear, when you have too small a Sahara desert between the legs, but I doubt you can still enjoy a tribute so nice ...".
Pago (less than 7 euros !!!!) for my pastigliette, I take up my feet and my vagina but still fit through (like everyone else) and its high its low, and I leave the pharmacy.
without saying goodbye.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Male Brazilian Columbus Ohio

Sardinia in September 2010



Like all journeys born of impulse, this round of Sardinia designed only three days before leaving he went on a roll. Although the rest of Italy were swept by the bad weather, we arrived in Porto Torres, while the storm left the island.

Pleasant temperatures but never too high, half-deserted streets, constant sunshine and only the presence of some clouds harmless to give more personality to the photos.

And then, Sardinia. Earth tricky and full of contradictions, but always full of dramatic angles and curves as the only rider can dream.

Summer is definitely over, but make plans for next year is still premature. It means that these pictures of the trip I just completed will suffice for a while '.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Bridal Shower Invitation Poems For Money

The friend of the motorcyclist

O oday, while working at the Fair in Milan, I went to stand in front of the WD-40, where a nice lady gave me a free mini bottle of the famous product that seems to be made placed to take on trips.

Blog Here we do not do paid advertising, but talk about a product free of charge do not prohibit it no, the WD-40 deserves it, because it is doubly linked to the world of motorcycles.

One way to tell the American states: There are two things to always carry following in motion: the WD-40 and duct tape (the classic canvas silver tape). If any part of the bike does not move and it should, use WD-40. But if you move somewhere and should not, use the tape.

The WD-40 was invented in 1953 for the aerospace industry as a rust inhibitor, detergent, degreaser, anti-humidity and lubricant (WD = water displacement and "40" is the definitive formulation after 39 previous attempts) . The WD-40 has a secret formula and contains, among other things, even though the smell of fish oil you would not think.

But there are dozens and dozens of other uses for WD-40 (some really unimaginable):

1.
2 protects the silver from oxidation. Removes tar Car and motorcycle
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings
4. Lucida but not slippery floors
5. It keeps the flies away.
6. Renews and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Free a stuck zipper.
9. Free the chains tangled.
10. It takes away the stains of water from stainless steel sinks.
11. Cleans barbecue grills grease and dirt.
12. Prevents oxidation of terracotta pots.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Prevents water marks left on the shower door (plastic or glass that may be)
15. Hides scratches on ceramic tile floors and marble.
16. Keeps scissors efficiency.
17. Lubricate hinges and door hinges, home and car.
18. Clear signs blacks left on the floor by rubber soles.
19. Removes bugs from car paint.
20. Lubricates and polished the slides of the playground.
21. Lubricates all moving parts of the mower.
22. Lubricates guides doors, sliding windows and skylights.
23. Spray it on the shaft of the umbrella to protect and lubricate.
24. Cleans and restores plastic and imitation leather car interior, as well as fiber bumpers on the outside.
25. It cleans and protects the trunk fixed or removable.
26. Eliminates noise and squeaks by electric fans.
27. Lubricates cables, rods, chains, sprockets and crowns on the bike.
28. Lubricates drive belts appliances.
29. Takes away the rust from the blades of tools, saws, cutters and so on.
30. It takes away the sketches by the stove cooking.
31. Prevents fogging of bathroom mirrors.
32. Takes away the pigeons, who did not like the smell.
33. Removes all traces of adhesive tape.
34. Some people if they spray on hands and knees to relieve rheumatic pains.
35. Sprayed on the bait in moderation, helping fishermen because it attracts the fish.
36. It relieves itching and eliminates the pain of fire ants stings.
37. It takes away from the walls of the house without the written by children with crayons.
38. It is used on all parts of the electric motors to protect them and remove condensation.
39. If you cooked a pot, once the WD-40 sprayed on the skin.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Discharge From Rephresh?

The charm of uniform vecia


C 'is an old woman who often turns on the bypass west of Milan, which should paint on the door of the shapes of all cars, motorcycles and trucks made out.

His car is one of those carts Asian short, narrow and high that seem to come from a carnival ride.

you drive with the seat fully forward, half-closed eyes, jaw, arms dangling and clung to the steering wheel.
Remember the recommended position of the hands (like the hands on 10:10) that ensures better control of the situation at all?
Continuing the metaphor of the clock, the old shakes the steering wheel with both hands in the 12:00 position and moves frantically from here and thence in a straight line.

His minimacchina the wheels baby moves from one side of the lane (the middle one, I tell you to do?) and sometimes overflowing to the right or left the neighboring ones, all at breakneck speed of 80.

A TIR Slovak right-hand lane if you see the skid is attached to the front and trumpets. Braaaaaam.

But the old woman does not hear him and bounces to the left as projected by a network of ping-pong invisible. Probably the blast was reported in the Scania articulated vehicle lane, or maybe it was another of the continuous tear you give the wheel.

arrives in the fast lane a couple of bikers on BMW 1200 GS, lights, bright clothing by catalog Motorrad suitcases and aluminum flashing in the sun. The old woman does not see them, maybe they would see if the left exterior rear of the cart was opened Korean, but instead is bent against the side of the machine.

At that moment, the old leeway in the fast lane and misses by a hair right of the suitcase bike. The pilot understands that braking does not make sense, he threw himself on the left and the throttle while crushing the horn button.

The passenger turned to the old and shows the middle finger glove, but as the old does not see it.

three hundred meters above the bypass describes a wide curve to the left and the octogenarian threat on wheels is setting its ideal trajectory. The microeconomic moves to the right and the engine makes a blue smoke while running an absurdly The driver scale, then in the vicinity of the curve is thrown across to the left guardrail bordering the outside.

Behind her is panic. In the fast lane triggers a pileup that shut down the ring road for two hours. At the center of a miracle will prevent a catastrophe, while the right lane a scooter in shorts decide to plant next to the guardrail rather than the bus stop that has nailed the brakes in front of him.

meantime the old woman, unaware of the catastrophe that has caused, continues on a course to "S" in the middle of the ring road deserted.

is guaranteed for twenty years in Class 1 because it does not accidents. According to statistics female drivers is a safer, better, "Sapiens".

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Pokemon For Ti Calculator

LINES "is" absorbing philosophical with toffee-nose

INTRODUCTION (in which we learn of foglorante lighting Polly Gianda)

Malo from my friend I'm watching the wonderful film Juno, and in the intervals ciacara of this and that.
At one point I ask: - Oh, but you by chance have you tried the new absorbing the Lines? The is ? "-.
- No - she says - a sudden cost of money. But I have taken the other deals with Pam. VIVICOT are called. I have inspired others because they seem less plastic ! By the way, just wanted to let you dartene a try, since you are the connoisseur ... -
So get up off the couch and go to the bathroom to take the package. The Attributes Inspector well, we extract a folded bag then put it in the bag, where it happens.
Suddenly I feel something through the soul. It 's a change, I know, and in moments I can look into his eyes. Now finally I understand what I missed for 34 years: more than anything else I AM UN'INTENDITRICE absorbency , just as Michael is the state of his whiskey.
Malo Thanks for helping me to understand.

And if that is the supreme end of my existence?
I saw blur before my eyes a lot of careers: from the piano singer on cruise ships on the editorial Gossip TGCOM from professional tennis the simultaneous translator into Swahili. Mind you, the fault is mine alone: \u200b\u200bI've always been a dick and I never fought enough to establish myself in this Mondacce.
But enough, I feel that now is the time to take what belongs to me and so I know I'm naturally inclined. From now on in life, I WANT TO BE A Sanitary Towels TESTER . Translated: I want to be a sommelier diaper of the Marquis, as named by my father.
Well, I will propose a number of newspapers on a weekly in-depth absorption. And I will send a letter to Paul Liguori: I am sure that this the idea will win and I will re-open the doors of TGCOM. And when I am no longer fertile woman? Not bad, I recycle as an expert in diapers mature women and incontinent.

In this photo: a young and unaware Polly,
the supermarket, is playing with a scripted destiny.

The next day the most brilliant inspiration of my life, menstruation peep. Expectations are, but not so soon. I interpret it as a sign of destiny. And 'My body is telling me:' Well done Polly! You know who you are! "Now go in the world and spread your word! And never give up! "
So now I wear VIVICOT donatomi by Malo and I see that does its job very well (these are my votes: 7 in absorption capacity, 8.5 in the quality of the fabric in contact with skin, 9 ease of deployment from the sachet, honest design, 7 -).

But, no use denying it, my thoughts go to them, is that they want to go, is with them that I want to officially start the art of towel test.
And no matter if I have a mortgage to get them.
them, yes, the new born at home LINES: The metaphysical and luxurious (but also a bit 'snooty, let's say ...) E '.

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TEST N ° 1 (pilot):
E ' - LINES

The price and quantity of product (score: 3)
In Coop, despite the discount of 1 euro, I have to pay 3.90 euros to buy is . What? I want to say that they usually pay 5 euros? LINES, you're crazy! I understand that people want is a magna bread and onions? It will also be an exclusive product and your art, but we are still talking about disposable cloths for the chick!
salt dismay when I noticed that the package only contains 10 sachets. Like when you go to those restaurants jocks with the intention to eat a table for the hungry and the waiters bring you three tortellini on a plate though finely decorated, a quantity that your stomach does not even reach the status tasting. What can I do I only 10 pads?

Package (9 for the idea)
The package, a cube of paper in purple and gray, is clearly too big for its content. We say that inside, towels are like Pasha, lucky them. The LINES is lord it on the shelves, and before them the packs of other brands seem to be freeze-dried rabbit poo.
In this photo: the majestic package of the lines "and"
compared to that of a competing brand


Innovations in materials (mah).
In advertising on TV passes a message to all: the material is innovative, natural and hypoallergenic. In fact with the Lines previously it seemed to bring a small petrochemical Marghera in underwear. But as they say, better late than never, even this major sanitary towel had to bend to the need for simplicity, naturalness and organic that distinguishes many fertile women of the new millennium, and in general a bit 'all of society .
The persuasive voice in the background advertisement also gives a name (I remember that at the moment) to this material, but actually evokes anything but natural substances. But in the video do you see a stream of white liquid in the mold of the absorbent (there is an obvious plagiarism of commercials and Alpenliebe KINDER MILK SLICE) that seems to really milk and you believe it, and you want to drink it almost a sip is so inviting scene.
on the packaging, however, no detailed information about the consistency of the absorbent. The Marcuzzi least tells you outright that his yogurt makes her go to the bathroom because it contains Bifidus ActiRegularis, LINES me while you stay enough about the general when it refers to unspecified INTERNATIONAL PATENT not put myself in a position to go to deepen. Do not you think?
Well, I do not know about you, but I do not trust ...

Other features of the product
say a few words on some other features mentioned on the packaging, always accompanied by adjectives such as perfect and revolutionary, that emphasize the proverbial modesty of LINES.

- the unique design (10 votes cum laude). I must admit that it is worth to show it in the house (preferably uncut, girls! Used cafonal time ago!) I recommend everyone to like me, place it on a small pedestal and then put it this way, a bit 'laid back because it shows the his best profile, on your mobile more beautiful and more visible. I will visit friends in envy.

- The canals (grade 8) to help contain the menstrual blood and preventing leakage. It seems that to achieve these channels, have been engaged the most experienced engineers in the Science Building, the ones who make them to help the flow of rain in the streets.


- The wings double to fly higher and more safely. (Rated 10 with praise, for what I love to fly, no one ever ...)

My experience (score 7.5)
The first thing that stands out is the disappearance of the eye licks on bags, phrases which have greatly contributed to my culture and that both enliven the time of the change of the absorbent. But I see a reason for this. is not only a towel to wealthy ladies radical chic, but is primarily a product zen, minimalist, designed for those who do not need any advice for those who have already found his answers in life or for those who think to find them using just is , which has the ability to get in deep communication with your deepest parts, and that gives you a sense of yourself. We are faced with a philosophical diaper, ladies and gentlemen. Moreover is is not and can not be. Aristotle is nodding, I know, wherever his soul is now. It would almost be re-evaluated the price, because if a pack of pads can save you in session yoga or psychologist, they are welcome five euros from me first contest! I reserve the right to comment later on this point, because even having little experience, I can not say what is can contribute to my personal growth. I can only say, and I think it's a good sign that in the week when I used them, I never had to hold a Board of Directors in my one thousand persons to decide which underwear to wear in the morning.
With regard to the capacity of absorption, I do not see differences with other absorbent abysmal. And yes, I must admit that the filter is much softer and GNOCCHI FRIENDLY other natural or unnatural it is.
Finally, the icing on the cake on the tab that connects the two wings when the pad is folded, there are arrows that indicate the direction of positioning of the absorbent. To ensure that you put the front instead of behind or vice versa, perhaps because the outflow channels of the flow (appreciate the pun) are not two-way?
In any case, what can we say? Noblesse oblige.

So this is what the front of the absorbent is .
How diabolical invention Nuvenia the answer that this jab from 90 of the LINES is not given to know *.

We'll find out just menstruation.


* The sound commercial rivalry between these two brands is a subject of study in the most prestigious faculties of economics of the world (and I have already talked about here: http://giandonando.blogspot. com/2009 / 05/lines-vs-nuvenia- a-clash-between-titani.html ).

Friday, August 20, 2010

Hardy Weinberg Ap Biology Lab 1

Just went the sample - 4 (end)


Well, dear Dennis, you were also so little. Also involved in amazing adventures, the limit of self-destruction. You will have got from your mother, the daughter of circus acrobats ... Throughout childhood you've heard one of them. Always wanted to watch the performances of acrobats, suspended on a wire a hundred feet high. Of course this is a good stunt for you: You are led to believe that Gonzalo was Oscar, a very small masterpiece, but if not recovered by this evening the real kicker of the Caraballo family, you might fall down disastrously. And the network is not there. Farewell rate of five percent of the 20 million paid for the tag jewelry that you tracked down in Argentina, do not know how. Farewell holiday in Polynesia with the sweet Clara. No come on, I hope not. But I tell you, dear Dennis, that if it was, even if this story were to end badly, you will not consider you won. No, the eyes of Clara will help you to face another challenge soon. Will you make it anyway. This is coming from your father. There are things more important than an SUV, you think? However it is said, the game is not over. Let's say that turns and six under after a goal, maybe two, here. There is the ultimate rush. You just accompanied Gonzalo in the room that you and Oscar had occupied the night before. No one seems to have noticed the exchange in person. But when you said the girl attended the reception that your feeling unwell and would not be disturbed for any reason you believe you have indeed said: one sees that it is just bad. Now you're spouting off the lobby, headed swiftly toward the SUV that you would expect with the engine running and Clara at the wheel. But no, she is not in the car. You turn and see her in a corner, facing the burly Hungarian in a few moments already familiar and who apparently wants to be something more than just a friend of your girlfriend. This is another trouble. But since six of the house in that hotel, the solution is easy to explain all the security people, who in a moment approaching the big man and let go of Clara. And we start, finally. She, on the road, confident that you essersela gotten a bad rap, that's a bad character, a report from the police. Yeah, but in this complicated story, as in certain genre, it is better that the police did not intervene.

- Dennis Ready señor?
- Pro .. Oscar Ready? Oh my goodness, do you want me to die Oscar? Tell me now where you are and I will fetch in a flash, you're still there and stay calm ... arrival, arrival ... Where are you, eh? Where are you?
- Calm down she señor Dennis. It did not happen nada. Le quiero de perdonarme, but things are complicated.
- Eh? What does Oscar? That means that things are complicated?
- Here ... I'm not seguro de jugar for that team, señor Dennis, puede ser that I will always be here, in Italy, but for another team. I think that justo sabe ...
- What the fuck ... Look, Oscar of my boots, just tell me if you're still there by the lake with that lady ... I do not want to be vulgar here ... of easy virtue ... If you're there, know that I'm coming. So we talk to eye and everything is simpler, kid. Do not move, I'm ...

Oscar hands the phone to another person. Someone who you would never expect to find there now, in this situation. Oh, but you'd have to wait for him, if only I had a little bit 'of that "sleeping on the stomach" all good "market participant" should have in its rich supply of assorted amenities: a touch of cynicism, a kilo of indifference , some boxes of greed, a lot of mistrust. What a strange job. But do not give way to bitterness, Dennis, is now polished. This is no time to pull the oars. Even if you feel that you have come to an end, the end of the race. Caraballo farewell shot. Why right now you're talking on the phone with the executive team's town, already, just him, he had met the distinguished by Michelangelo, before dinner, and that you had been warned, when you did the joke about the goal that Oscar would mark the next derby does not bring good things to say ... In football superstition is a belief, you should answer him touching her below. But you are always overdressed, Dennis. Marpione So you're saying that, as with the other company had not yet signed anything, they have seen fit to contact those of Boca and see if, by chance, an offer with more than 5 million the former could convince to review everything. Replied that yes, he could convince them. So you are allowed to contact the guy who, in turn, accepted the idea of \u200b\u200bengagement. The problem is only one, dear Dennis. For you at this point there is no longer percentale, because as you know, for certain operations, they "rely" on that person's confidence, that the consultant who met the other night, always by Michelangelo. But that could be resolved in some way if you possibly collaborative and obviously if you settle for a figure, say, symbolic. What a blow. Now everything is clear. You have also understood what was the role of the maid, almost certainly "instigated" by the leaders concerned to improve the dreadful checkmate to you. And Inter? What do you say to the president? Gonzalo you are tempted to leave it there, I know. But it is not possible. Lost, was a total defeat. Be 'happens. E 'success even Lippi, no? But you can get up, I told you so. Look in the eye and Clara will understand, will understand both. Be sporty, wishes every success to Oscar. As for Gonzalo, I wanted to tell you ... You were always on good terms with that team manager of that team is not Italian? Yes, you understand me. Gonzalo has the physique of a central defender. We will be working, in fact. I think it is perfect for the Bellinzona ... So at least save the holiday in Polynesia, dear Dennis.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

How To Connect Cable To Tv

Just went to standard - I


So she is Clara, right? The TV journalist that I have often spoken. Your latest flame? Yes? It 's a beautiful girl, of course. But now Dennis, sorry if I insist, you'd do well not to distract you. I must tell you clearly that the rate of five percent is in danger. And not only. If the story will come out of Gonzalo instead of Oscar, you will lose much more than that percentage, you will lose everything. Unplug the phone, via the headset. Do not respond to usual journalist now. You have to think about how to move. No, reject the invitation of the TV tonight you can not go talk to some of Oscar sat in the living room where you often mirrors and strutting around with your colleagues, not tonight. What would you do there? Too risky. I know that I'm sorry, I know you care. It will be for next time. All right, calling a rival's market for you, who cares. Focus on research, that guy can not be gone. You say you got away with Ilona, \u200b\u200bthe beautiful waitress Hungarian. However, the number of Mah you miss, sooner or later have to answer the phone. You will not be woken up again, especially if she has had a busy night as you imagine. Insist recalls. Here! Is responding? No. .. I can not believe. I do not know whether to laugh or cry. The voice was male, the focus of the east. Probably Hungarian. Probably it was the boyfriend of Ilona, \u200b\u200bwhich in these days came from Budapest. Probably did not like the series of phone calls coming from your cell phone number to Ilona. At least a dozen in a few hours. Probably will be looking for you while you are looking for Oscar. Dennis you're in trouble, more and more. But at least if the grim partner of the maid answered the phone with her, it means that Ilona be there and not together with Oscar. I think. Unless the poor are not at this very moment tucked under a bed or stuck in a closet or balancing on a ledge. Scenes like this, in short, of Italian comedy.

- But what will happened to Oscar?
- I do not know Dennis, but now calm. You'll see that we will resolve everything. I do not want that little holiday mica that we had planned in French Polynesia and I, as a reward to the deal say Caraballo, jumps into the air like that ...
- No, Clara, do not jump into the air. We will make that trip. But first I must find damn Oscar! And the problem is that soon the idiot should be in the seat for a series of formalities like the official photos with the Nerazzurri shirt, the interview for the magazine company, the theme for the channel ...
- Send Gonzalo.
- But you saw it? No no no, it unpresentable.
- Then do this: invent an excuse, says the managers that the boy got sick, is paying the consequences of the journey and stress, so for now have to stay at the hotel. You can prepare a certificate to our doctor friend, yes, that you also turn your pastigliette free ...
- You're brilliant, Clara ...

The Head of Communications went on a rampage. You said it started badly, because of you that will in turn manage the fury of the press, that will never be the earliest statements and photos of Oscar announced the day before. And who knows sponsors. But that you are interested to a certain point, Dennis. The fact is that you have just started to handle the emergency. The end of everything is only postponed: tomorrow early in the morning there will be no more excuses, a between Oscar Oscar and the surrogate must present the medical appointment. But then Clara rushes to the rescue again. It 'a holy woman. One of his cameraman has just said he saw the Argentine in the company of a beautiful blonde girl at a table in a restaurant outside the city, in the lakes, the two seemed to be waiting for someone else, as they sat at a table for four . But perhaps this does not mean anything. However, the cameraman is sure that it was Oscar Caraballo, since he had taken the night before when the young playmaker was joined by Michelangelo in your company ... So here we are. It 'got the clue that can help to settle the case. You and Clara Hop on board the SUV parked in two rows, not before you've learned from the reception that a gentleman with Eastern European accent asked for information on your account ... He ran to the restaurant now. The two lovebirds could still be there, walking by the lake. She had apparently left the home phone, to avoid giving references to the jealous boyfriend. Oscar instead continues to hold his cell phone turned off. Who knows what will intentions. One moment, if the area is tipaccio Hungarian hotel, risk another big trouble, Dennis, my first since taking the ring in your room you'll need to accompany that fool of Gonzalo, passing it off course for Oscar. You already lectured on duty: he must not move from there. Do whatever you want, it can be to bring the dinner, which prefers to see the film (take a set, but eh?) And charge everything to the room account, provided that it comes out even for a second. And do not speak to anyone. Not ... even the waiter, damn! Oscar is officially evil and must remain at rest. I recommend it. But the Hungarian friend will not be placed at the entrance mica that colossus? Of course it's him. Clara, love Dennis, you should favor the kind of distraction for a few minutes. Sufficient time to allow our attorney Gonzalo and entering. Then Dennis will be out of race you wait on the SUV with the engine running and you press your foot on the accelerator quickly. Dennis usually does not make you never drive his car, but this is really an emergency. It 's all right?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Headache And Fribroids

3 the sample is gone - 2


Watch the poor Gonzalo, Dennis. It 'like a frightened calf. Suda, looks around constantly. It 'the only one not smiling at the press conference table in record time to present the jewel Caraballo. Yes, exactly, but Gonzalo who works as an electrician in reality in Buenos Aires. No: his brother Oscar, is the player's family. He would be the talent that the Nerazzurri patron bought into the beauty of twenty - say - twenty million dollars into the coffers of Boca Juniors, promising to you, Dennis Battistoni players' agent, the fateful five percent ... A lot of money. Yeah, but it's the other night that you have no idea where he went to finish the creature of Oscar. I've looked everywhere but to no avail. And so did you take the plan B, that you asked Gonzalo to the poor to take the first rocket, that is, air, and Milan for a day to impersonate his brother Oscar. Both outputs from the photos in newspapers or listed sites would not have understood anything. And now you're still my friend Dennis to the phone and do not stop swearing. I understand now, but with those who have it? The It's your fault .. With the parents of Gonzalo and Oscar? We have told only now that - to tell the truth - Oscar also has a twin brother, a drop of water, that Hector, but being influenced (you know, in Argentina during this period and winter is quite cold) if not 'is felt to immerse themselves in the air conditioning of the jumbo. So it's good Gonzalo. More than four years old, good to do the stunt of a fugitive from a maximum security prison, but the rising star of international football ... What a mess. A twin. In bed with a fever. And this is also Gonzalo face grim, while the president says Caraballo will be the revelation of the year and the Director Sports explains that it was a real coup. And among other things, the boy is also provided to an Italian passport, since he had a great-grandfather of Santa Maria di Leuca. Or thereabouts. Everyone is smiling and satisfied. Gonzalo no. Gonzalo is staring into space and does not smile at all. Okay, 'probably would not even smile too Oscar, as shy and awkward (but not women, apparently). Gonzalo is pathetic, however, is clearly terrified. His debut shaky response to the first question of the reporters in the room is already a disaster. They ask him if he knows some of his new teammates and he says he is so handsome, "it is normal that" knows Oscar ... That is, Oscar ... I wonder how he remembered then that Oscar is also the name of a player in pink, he knows why he is like the Argentine. Saving for a corner, even if you put the translator who also misunderstands and says that "Oscar knows only Oscar 'and journalists take it as a great vote of confidence in their own ability on the part of the boy. What then is purely ... But it should be there.

on, do not look like that Dennis. And get up again. Look at your beautiful blue pinstripe suit is as out of place, all crumpled. And the system blue tie, solid color on as manager of the order of you busy. Put in place including the Rolex has turned upside down. Do not look like a prosecutor but a disturbed individual. You keep yelling on the phone. You better calm down, so Hector can not come now. Your plan (plan?) Still remains valid, if you think about it. After this dismal present, taking Gonzalo arm and disappear with him. You will still have half a day and then all night to 1) hide the stupid brother of Oscar in an anonymous suburban Albergucci and 2) further research of the disappeared to 3) to bring the original to the training ground for the visits and signatures and the first athletic tests ... Gonzalo at that point could no longer get away with it. Oscar will absolutely true, or at least if only the twinned quell'Hector now departed by plane ... no, forget it.

- Ready Clara? I'm Oscar ...
- Dennis are you? What are you saying? I've seen here in drawing pictures of the press conference and our correspondent has confirmed to me that everything is in place, which the boy signing tomorrow. Despite a last minute inclusion by the cousins \u200b\u200b.... Yeah. Boca knew who proposed to raise up one of 25 millions? But how would you have lost Oscar? What happened?
- I do not know what has happened to. The other night I took him to dinner at Michelangelo ...
- Oh holy mother!
- Come on you do not eat bad ... Anyway: I knew that the bastard had spotted the new waitress, I have to say anything un'ungherese bad ... um ...
- Yes, it should be ', so what?
- At one point I saw him exit the bathroom, a little 'disheveled ... he is always very smooth ... Immediately after the Squinzi has since emerged, and it seems a bit out of breath 'unbuttoned. Clearly we were secluded in the ladies' room. He has denied. But when she brought us the bill, I could swear I saw it while handing a note to Oscar, furtively.
- Are you sure? And then?
- Then we came back to the hotel, it was too late. I took a single room, the boy is young e. .. But I fell asleep like a stone in my bed. When I woke up yesterday morning, his room was gone. Nor in the breakfast room. They told me they saw him come out at night ... I called the restaurant but there were only those of the cleaning crew over to your left over from last night ... I tried Michelangelo home and I threw him out of bed ... I asked the waitress taking a number of the figure Barbini, have thought that they are madly in love with Hungarian, he laughed, in short in the end he took it well. He also reported a rumor that the girl would be very good in bed, especially ...
- Yes, please: and Oscar?
- No, I have not found it yet. And the girl did not answer the phone.
- I see, is a disaster. I'll be right you Dennis.