LINES "is" absorbing philosophical with toffee-nose INTRODUCTION (in which we learn of foglorante lighting Polly Gianda)
Malo from my friend I'm watching the wonderful film Juno, and in the intervals ciacara of this and that.
At one point I ask: - Oh, but you by chance have you tried the new absorbing the Lines? The is ? "-.
- No - she says - a sudden cost of money. But I have taken the other deals with Pam. VIVICOT are called. I have inspired others because they seem less plastic ! By the way, just wanted to let you dartene a try, since you are the connoisseur ... -
So get up off the couch and go to the bathroom to take the package. The Attributes Inspector well, we extract a folded bag then put it in the bag, where it happens.
Suddenly I feel something through the soul. It 's a change, I know, and in moments I can look into his eyes. Now finally I understand what I missed for 34 years: more than anything else I AM UN'INTENDITRICE absorbency , just as Michael is the state of his whiskey.
Malo Thanks for helping me to understand.
And if that is the supreme end of my existence? I saw blur before my eyes a lot of careers: from the piano singer on cruise ships on the editorial Gossip TGCOM from professional tennis the simultaneous translator into Swahili. Mind you, the fault is mine alone: \u200b\u200bI've always been a dick and I never fought enough to establish myself in this Mondacce.
But enough, I feel that now is the time to take what belongs to me and so I know I'm naturally inclined. From now on in life, I WANT TO BE A Sanitary Towels TESTER . Translated: I want to be a sommelier diaper of the Marquis, as named by my father.
Well, I will propose a number of newspapers on a weekly in-depth absorption. And I will send a letter to Paul Liguori: I am sure that this the idea will win and I will re-open the doors of TGCOM. And when I am no longer fertile woman? Not bad, I recycle as an expert in diapers mature women and incontinent.
In this photo: a young and unaware Polly,
the supermarket, is playing with a scripted destiny.
The next day the most brilliant inspiration of my life, menstruation peep. Expectations are, but not so soon. I interpret it as a sign of destiny. And 'My body is telling me:' Well done Polly! You know who you are! "Now go in the world and spread your word! And never give up! "
So now I wear VIVICOT donatomi by Malo and I see that does its job very well (these are my votes: 7 in absorption capacity, 8.5 in the quality of the fabric in contact with skin, 9 ease of deployment from the sachet, honest design, 7 -).
But, no use denying it, my thoughts go to them, is that they want to go, is with them that I want to officially start the art of towel test.
And no matter if I have a mortgage to get them.
them, yes, the new born at home LINES: The metaphysical and luxurious (but also a bit 'snooty, let's say ...) E '.
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TEST N ° 1 (pilot):
E ' - LINES
The price and quantity of product (score: 3)
In Coop, despite the discount of 1 euro, I have to pay 3.90 euros to buy is . What? I want to say that they usually pay 5 euros? LINES, you're crazy! I understand that people want is a magna bread and onions? It will also be an exclusive product and your art, but we are still talking about disposable cloths for the chick!
salt dismay when I noticed that the package only contains 10 sachets. Like when you go to those restaurants jocks with the intention to eat a table for the hungry and the waiters bring you three tortellini on a plate though finely decorated, a quantity that your stomach does not even reach the status tasting. What can I do I only 10 pads?
Package (9 for the idea)
The package, a cube of paper in purple and gray, is clearly too big for its content. We say that inside, towels are like Pasha, lucky them. The LINES is lord it on the shelves, and before them the packs of other brands seem to be freeze-dried rabbit poo.
In this photo: the majestic package of the lines "and"
compared to that of a competing brand
Innovations in materials (mah).
In advertising on TV passes a message to all: the material is innovative, natural and hypoallergenic. In fact with the Lines previously it seemed to bring a small petrochemical Marghera in underwear. But as they say, better late than never, even this major sanitary towel had to bend to the need for simplicity, naturalness and organic that distinguishes many fertile women of the new millennium, and in general a bit 'all of society .
The persuasive voice in the background advertisement also gives a name (I remember that at the moment) to this material, but actually evokes anything but natural substances. But in the video do you see a stream of white liquid in the mold of the absorbent (there is an obvious plagiarism of commercials and Alpenliebe KINDER MILK SLICE) that seems to really milk and you believe it, and you want to drink it almost a sip is so inviting scene.
on the packaging, however, no detailed information about the consistency of the absorbent. The Marcuzzi least tells you outright that his yogurt makes her go to the bathroom because it contains Bifidus ActiRegularis, LINES me while you stay enough about the general when it refers to unspecified INTERNATIONAL PATENT not put myself in a position to go to deepen. Do not you think?
Well, I do not know about you, but I do not trust ...
Other features of the product
say a few words on some other features mentioned on the packaging, always accompanied by adjectives such as perfect and revolutionary, that emphasize the proverbial modesty of LINES.
- the unique design (10 votes cum laude). I must admit that it is worth to show it in the house (preferably uncut, girls! Used cafonal time ago!) I recommend everyone to like me, place it on a small pedestal and then put it this way, a bit 'laid back because it shows the his best profile, on your mobile more beautiful and more visible. I will visit friends in envy.
- The canals (grade 8) to help contain the menstrual blood and preventing leakage. It seems that to achieve these channels, have been engaged the most experienced engineers in the Science Building, the ones who make them to help the flow of rain in the streets.
- The wings double to fly higher and more safely. (Rated 10 with praise, for what I love to fly, no one ever ...)
My experience (score 7.5)
The first thing that stands out is the disappearance of the eye licks on bags, phrases which have greatly contributed to my culture and that both enliven the time of the change of the absorbent. But I see a reason for this. is not only a towel to wealthy ladies radical chic, but is primarily a product zen, minimalist, designed for those who do not need any advice for those who have already found his answers in life or for those who think to find them using just is , which has the ability to get in deep communication with your deepest parts, and that gives you a sense of yourself. We are faced with a philosophical diaper, ladies and gentlemen. Moreover is is not and can not be. Aristotle is nodding, I know, wherever his soul is now. It would almost be re-evaluated the price, because if a pack of pads can save you in session yoga or psychologist, they are welcome five euros from me first contest! I reserve the right to comment later on this point, because even having little experience, I can not say what is can contribute to my personal growth. I can only say, and I think it's a good sign that in the week when I used them, I never had to hold a Board of Directors in my one thousand persons to decide which underwear to wear in the morning.
With regard to the capacity of absorption, I do not see differences with other absorbent abysmal. And yes, I must admit that the filter is much softer and GNOCCHI FRIENDLY other natural or unnatural it is.
Finally, the icing on the cake on the tab that connects the two wings when the pad is folded, there are arrows that indicate the direction of positioning of the absorbent. To ensure that you put the front instead of behind or vice versa, perhaps because the outflow channels of the flow (appreciate the pun) are not two-way?
In any case, what can we say? Noblesse oblige.
So this is what the front of the absorbent is .
How diabolical invention Nuvenia the answer that this jab from 90 of the LINES is not given to know *.
We'll find out just menstruation.
* The sound commercial rivalry between these two brands is a subject of study in the most prestigious faculties of economics of the world (and I have already talked about here: http://giandonando.blogspot. com/2009 / 05/lines-vs-nuvenia- a-clash-between-titani.html ).