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about a month ago ...

are queued in a pharmacy because the needs of propolis tablets. I row just two seconds to realize that the line courtesy of safeguarding privacy is useless, because the pharmacist (40 year old anxious, hypochondriac, talking to the machine gun and probably with a mummified mother waiting for him at home on a chair Rocking ...) has a voice that could even reach the ears of hearing impaired Miracle Worker.

is through this voice that I watch the drama an old lady with a rash to the skin resistant to any topical treatment. The pharmacist repeated several times with a serious tone: "If the eczema does not pass, lady, the alarm can be a very serious internal disease. Go to your doctor immediately and do prescribe detailed investigations." These alarming words, the old woman opposes a painful silence. It has seen all the colors in his octogenarian life: hunger, war, has experienced every kind of pain. All we need is a pharmacist jinx to spoil the day. She sighs sadly and earn the way of the gate.

Outside the old lady, another forward. Precisely
a cap the 50 years that exhibits a reflective orange hair. Whispers cautious with his health problem to the pharmacist who listens carefully, and that as a bolt pulls out a box, shouting: "Look, this cream is suitable, but if you prefer ... - he pauses, looks at an index point in my direction - down there ... c 'is an' absolutely other brand similar in quality, which also offers a nice gift. "
The woman turns, her face red hair and no less stutters: "Down where, please?".
"There, - repeat the pharmacist - in quell'espositore pink next to the girl.
Meanwhile, me and everyone in the pharmacy we have already turned to the exhibitor and we are readily aware annoying how common the disorder that afflicts Mrs. .

vaginal dryness

THE PRODUCT: cream vaginal lubricant brand X that I do not remember it.
Vaginal dryness may surprise the woman in every phase of his life. But it is especially when estrogen (damn hormones!) make you hello and enter into menopause, the natural internal mill to your vagina starts to jam and not produce more than its extra virgin oil, oil - let's not forget - is essential for a healthy sex life.
If you become more of a dry dam disposed of, oh woman no longer fertile, know that you can always benefit from a creamy sauce like this, which will not ask you to surrender to the joys of love.

PHOTO NELL'ESPOSITORE
the vertical part of the exhibitor admire three females of different generations - a teenager, a forty and sixty - embracing and look with optimism on the horizon and so their life . It does not take some Umberto Eco to decrypt the message underlying the advertisement namely: WOMEN IN ANY AGE 'your happiness' is directly proportional to the degree of OILING YOUR GNOCCHI!

THE NICE TRIBUTE
Along with the tube of cream lubricant, the pharmaceutical company gives - his goodness - in every buyer a nice and useful fashion accessories: a hook bag hook .
Is not that wonderful? Is not it amazing?
Yeah, I can not even walk because I think I have the right sandpaper down there, but with this wonderful hook as you would like to take back? I can proudly show off the bar, at work, at church. Do not really miss anything. Thank you very much, pharmaceutical, yes you know that unspoken understanding the needs of every woman!

A fine example of a bag hook.

(courtesy of the award-winning firm DMAIL)

At this point the Redhead with oil dry said no, not interested in the gadget . Okay the first cream that has brought the moron.
then release the money and leaves without saying goodbye. How
blame her.

Now, I ask myself: what is the connection between a vaginal cream and a purse hook?
Speaking no word on the drug, which I hope will be soon expelled from his professional organization, I turn to the pharmaceutical company: how dare you to leverage my vanity when I'm simply asking you to help my vagina drained, which I nevertheless generates physical and psychological discomfort? If I wanted a gift bag from a hook, I would go on sale and I buy Donna Moderna, WHO, confidence, do not you think? Let's see
But in another way: you really want to gift something? You In a "vagina courtesy" (yes just like that give you a courtesy car to a mechanic), which resembles in appearance and functionality to the vagina of a twenty-year old: you wear the necessary and certainly would make me feel better having to spread that every time a pomatina that so I do not solve the problem. That, I remind you, is linked to aging and therefore is irreversible and inexorable as the grim reaper that is knocking on my (and hopefully soon, your) door. While I

solace with some violent fantasies (I type that with cable hook handbag eyes from their sockets CEO the pharmaceutical company), the voice reminds me of the pharmacist in the here and now.
My turn came.
I approach the counter and ask laconic propolis candies.
"Anything else?" He says.
I turn to the 'display of the vaginal cream and a giggle escapes me.
"Yes, I was considering whether to buy the cream that has advised the lady. A nice table hook for purse like that I would ... usually support the bag on the ground, among the microbes, it is not hygienic cream ... but I still really do not need. Would hurt ... No, it's there, do not take it. "
The pharmacist is silent and nods, but I bet that his inner voice nagging'll be saying, "See you in twenty years, my dear, when you have too small a Sahara desert between the legs, but I doubt you can still enjoy a tribute so nice ...".
Pago (less than 7 euros !!!!) for my pastigliette, I take up my feet and my vagina but still fit through (like everyone else) and its high its low, and I leave the pharmacy.
without saying goodbye.

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Sardinia in September 2010



Like all journeys born of impulse, this round of Sardinia designed only three days before leaving he went on a roll. Although the rest of Italy were swept by the bad weather, we arrived in Porto Torres, while the storm left the island.

Pleasant temperatures but never too high, half-deserted streets, constant sunshine and only the presence of some clouds harmless to give more personality to the photos.

And then, Sardinia. Earth tricky and full of contradictions, but always full of dramatic angles and curves as the only rider can dream.

Summer is definitely over, but make plans for next year is still premature. It means that these pictures of the trip I just completed will suffice for a while '.

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The friend of the motorcyclist

O oday, while working at the Fair in Milan, I went to stand in front of the WD-40, where a nice lady gave me a free mini bottle of the famous product that seems to be made placed to take on trips.

Blog Here we do not do paid advertising, but talk about a product free of charge do not prohibit it no, the WD-40 deserves it, because it is doubly linked to the world of motorcycles.

One way to tell the American states: There are two things to always carry following in motion: the WD-40 and duct tape (the classic canvas silver tape). If any part of the bike does not move and it should, use WD-40. But if you move somewhere and should not, use the tape.

The WD-40 was invented in 1953 for the aerospace industry as a rust inhibitor, detergent, degreaser, anti-humidity and lubricant (WD = water displacement and "40" is the definitive formulation after 39 previous attempts) . The WD-40 has a secret formula and contains, among other things, even though the smell of fish oil you would not think.

But there are dozens and dozens of other uses for WD-40 (some really unimaginable):

1.
2 protects the silver from oxidation. Removes tar Car and motorcycle
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings
4. Lucida but not slippery floors
5. It keeps the flies away.
6. Renews and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Free a stuck zipper.
9. Free the chains tangled.
10. It takes away the stains of water from stainless steel sinks.
11. Cleans barbecue grills grease and dirt.
12. Prevents oxidation of terracotta pots.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Prevents water marks left on the shower door (plastic or glass that may be)
15. Hides scratches on ceramic tile floors and marble.
16. Keeps scissors efficiency.
17. Lubricate hinges and door hinges, home and car.
18. Clear signs blacks left on the floor by rubber soles.
19. Removes bugs from car paint.
20. Lubricates and polished the slides of the playground.
21. Lubricates all moving parts of the mower.
22. Lubricates guides doors, sliding windows and skylights.
23. Spray it on the shaft of the umbrella to protect and lubricate.
24. Cleans and restores plastic and imitation leather car interior, as well as fiber bumpers on the outside.
25. It cleans and protects the trunk fixed or removable.
26. Eliminates noise and squeaks by electric fans.
27. Lubricates cables, rods, chains, sprockets and crowns on the bike.
28. Lubricates drive belts appliances.
29. Takes away the rust from the blades of tools, saws, cutters and so on.
30. It takes away the sketches by the stove cooking.
31. Prevents fogging of bathroom mirrors.
32. Takes away the pigeons, who did not like the smell.
33. Removes all traces of adhesive tape.
34. Some people if they spray on hands and knees to relieve rheumatic pains.
35. Sprayed on the bait in moderation, helping fishermen because it attracts the fish.
36. It relieves itching and eliminates the pain of fire ants stings.
37. It takes away from the walls of the house without the written by children with crayons.
38. It is used on all parts of the electric motors to protect them and remove condensation.
39. If you cooked a pot, once the WD-40 sprayed on the skin.